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Just heard this on the old radio - according to some ridiculous research done at an insanely overfunded University in the UK (Oxford?) what you put on your sandwich can help you get to the top. There were a couple of examples given but the one that stood out for me (!) was that a Toasted Chocolate and Banana sarmie is a cure for a hangover.
Blech!

Choc and banana toasties rule!

Great stuff. Not sure about a hangover cure, mind. I'll stick to Irn Bru for that.

there is a thing called a 'hawkins sandwich'... I bet the oxford people missed that one...

emilystrange wrote:there is a thing called a 'hawkins sandwich'... I bet the oxford people missed that one...

Hm, I've searched for it on Google(tm) and I'm none the wiser. Is it filthy?

oh christ yes....
you'll only ever find it on darklings' sites.
tis a favourite snack.

Very curious now...

right.. how many hawkins brothers?

Oh god, it's The Darkness isn't it. Enough please, I have a very vivid imagination.

good GRIEF you're slow tonight...

Must try harder. This could lead to double entendres.

Almiche V wrote: I have a very vivid imagination.

you've got nothing on the darklings... *ahem*

they actually have a 'dirty little buggers' club.. i am not a member, being far too grown up...

I mean I picture things easily. Way too easily.

Do you know someone who'd like some leather trousers?

so do i...


i can ask...

emilystrange wrote:they actually have a 'dirty little buggers' club.. i am not a member, being far too grown up...

Oh go on with you...

no i'm not, really... i don't want my thoughts on the matter on forum for everyone to see! no shame these girls...

A woman of discretion.

oh yes...
its a fanzine thing.. trying to build up a reputation as being sensible... (am an editor)

must dash... xxxx

Is this another one of those "let's get off-topic as quickly as possible" threads

P.S. I misread it as "hawkings" sandwich, and was thinking of Stephen Hawking...

can I mention the 'backstage rider/sandwich' section in This Is....?
or
should I leave you two to it?

@ mrs snowey - thanks for that.

@ james blast - no sir, you carry on chief.

Almiche, it's basically, sandwiches that don't even go up to 2, nevermind 11

My mind is alive and dancing again.

hmm, never been big on sandwiches what about wrapping things in tortillas?

I'm with Mrs Snowey - I was thinkiong of Stephen Hawking


But then I went off on my own tangent and then the idea of a hawking sandwich got very very sick

in a metallic, robotic-voice kinda way