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A suggestion for Debaser/t'Smurphs...
Posted: 16 Oct 2004, 19:40
by Lars Svensson
As the Smurphs seem to be making a career of NOT playing anywhere or anytime Debaser can make it...
Why not try what is admittedly a very unoriginal idea which was tried by A.N.Other band...
...and play in her front room?!
Preferably when she's in...
Posted: 16 Oct 2004, 19:53
by Quiff Boy
top idea!
mind you, she'd have to do the housework first though, and we all know how bad she is at doing chores
Posted: 17 Oct 2004, 09:34
by emilystrange
at least she lives near you...
Posted: 17 Oct 2004, 20:42
by Debaser
Well not THAT near...just far enough away
If you can come round now Pads, Gaz has been busy with the duster and hoover.
Me? I've been at a day Spa, restin' and relaxin'...oh and I had that Ear Candle stuff done - it was ACE!
Posted: 17 Oct 2004, 22:25
by Thea
Posted: 18 Oct 2004, 00:51
by Francis
d00mw0lf wrote:Ear Candle?
Is it good for eyebrow(s) too?
Posted: 18 Oct 2004, 08:23
by Debaser
Nah, the Hopi Ear Candle thing is wonderful, lie in a darkened room , on your side whilst someone lights a candle and stuffs it in yer lug hole. Simmer nicely, let lady do lovely massage of your head then turn over and repeat.
Cleared me sinus' a treat it did - and eeeuuuwww, she shows you what gunk comes out too!!
Posted: 19 Oct 2004, 19:34
by F--kwit
Do they have a cure for constipation too?
Not that I've got it or anything, being a bit of a lentil eater, but it's given me an interesting mental picture...
actually no, I'm copyrighting that idea.
F U C K W I T A R S E C A N D L E S
Only £10, administer your own treament...
