21/10/04
Posted: 21 Oct 2004, 13:03
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be having a great time at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Sincerely, your Husband."
The wife responded: "Dear Husband, Your letter made me realize that you too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that I am going to be having a far better time than you are, because 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Don't wait up......"
The wife responded: "Dear Husband, Your letter made me realize that you too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that I am going to be having a far better time than you are, because 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Don't wait up......"
