brita water filter can be used to make bad vodka good

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Our theory is that a simple brita water filter can be used to make bad vodka, into good. In our case this meant turning a Vladimirâ„¢, into a Ketel Oneâ„¢. At $11.09 for 1.75 liter (Ketel is 11.99 for the 350 ml), Vladimir is a steal. It is, however, painful to drink, has a repugnant aftertaste, posesses a bouquet reminiscent of rubbing alcohol.

Our working theory was that these terrible qualities were caused by a lack of proper filtration, and that running our Vlad through a charcoal filter would remove some of the impurities causing these odors and flavors.
Full details and glorious results here: http://www.ohmygoditburns.com/wordpress/index.php?p=4
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Our theory is that a simple brita water filter can be used to make bad vodka, into good. In our case this meant turning a Vladimirâ„¢, into a Ketel Oneâ„¢. At $11.09 for 1.75 liter (Ketel is 11.99 for the 350 ml), Vladimir is a steal. It is, however, painful to drink, has a repugnant aftertaste, posesses a bouquet reminiscent of rubbing alcohol.

Our working theory was that these terrible qualities were caused by a lack of proper filtration, and that running our Vlad through a charcoal filter would remove some of the impurities causing these odors and flavors.
Full details and glorious results here: http://www.ohmygoditburns.com/wordpress/index.php?p=4
I wonder if it works with the vodka I do myself in my garage :twisted:
I think someone set my soul alight
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