Heartland

Substitute she for he etc. And husbands are life-partners too.

Never mind the politics, feel the love.

i fancy

here lies arch stanton

"Still waiting for a new Sisters release"...

*groan* I'm sorry I couldn't resist.

How morbid! I don't really wanna be thinking of that just yet thank you!

"Stop f**king staring!"

Paddy.

I like

you're standing on my balls

but someone has already reserved it

My friends would put on my stone " now you're a real goth "

for my self I do not care, when i'm dead, i'm dead, show why should i think of what i would like on my tomb stone ?

The same as the question "what for music do you want to be played on your funeral.

I leave that to my famely, for all I care they play some dutch folk polka music. at least people will cry then !

none of the above

but I'm thinking......

my Mum saw a funeral the other day and there was a huge fireworks display after it....different

I wasn't ready...

paint it black wrote:i fancy

here lies arch stanton

I'll have the unmarked one next to it.

Will never be buried, so won't have no headstone at all, thanks very much.

We're all going to have 1000 years to think about it anyway...

Buried Deep.

I'd have either...

"I told you I was ill..."

or, in really small letters...

"If you can read this, you're standing on my bollocks!"

Thanks to Billy Connolly for the second one, can't remember where I heard the first one though.

hallucienate wrote:I like

you're standing on my balls

but someone has already reserved it

DerekR wrote: or, in really small letters...

"If you can read this, you're standing on my bollocks!"

bloody echoes

"Adios, bastard."

no headstone

just a tree

"don't cry, he was a c*nt"

I'd like a trigger switch that prompts a mechanical hand to rise from the Earth and claw at the ankles of passers-by.

Don't care what the tombstone says if I can have that.

I want a Viking ship-funeral. Send me off in a burning longboat into the Atlantic

DerekR wrote:can't remember where I heard the first one though.

Spike Milligan?

markfiend wrote:I want a Viking ship-funeral. Send me off in a burning longboat into the Atlantic

Ooh, nice I want that too

Hojyuu-obi wrote:

markfiend wrote:I want a Viking ship-funeral. Send me off in a burning longboat into the Atlantic

Ooh, nice I want that too

Yeah, that's nice. And with my wife (dead or alive) amongs me

On The Whole, Id Rather Be In Philadelphia

It could be worse .... I could be in Basildon.

On a related note, Essex Police community unit went into schools in Basildon and encouraged kids to produce upbeat slogans for their town.

One of the shortlisted ones was "Basildon: because you're worth it".

I find that works on so many levels.