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emilystrange
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this time last year i gave you lots of presents, whether you wanted them or not. what do you wantthis year, then?
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Another U-Boat please, miss! :|
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off you go get it then!
oh.. and eternal happiness to sexygoth and richey, whenever they sort it out...
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emilystrange wrote:off you go get it then!
Could I have a stuka as well?
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don't see why not.... i'm sure you can fins a spare one somewhere.
@ SG... I've reserved the Hawkins boys, so hands off.
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Natalie Portman
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20 cans of Stella Artois

...please.

I've been a good boy all year. :innocent:
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even my family is gone buy me Booze.Rodenbach to be more precise.
now I know I'm a dull boy but they even don't try to think of something els I would like :roll:
like perhaps
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you'll have to fight over her.
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christophe wrote:even my family is gone buy me Booze.Rodenbach to be more precise.
now I know I'm a dull boy but they even don't try to think of something els I would like :roll:
like perhaps
lazarus corporation wrote:Natalie Portman
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emilystrange wrote:you'll have to fight over her.
Typical isn't it. You get one boy one thing, and the other has to have the same thing :roll: :lol:

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i'll see what i can do. any particular bits?
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emilystrange wrote:i'll see what i can do. any particular bits?
I'm not sure. Best to have the whole thing. Is there a discount for bulk purchases :lol:
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A Gigantic Raft In The Philippines filled with cases of 'The McGuigan Black Label' and Holstein Pils, plus much Pakora and bog roll!
Thankee :D
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@ mrs snowey... i give what i feel like from the nation's resources.
@ mr blast, and everyone... whatever, i just need a list...
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emilystrange wrote:@ mr blast, and everyone... whatever, i just need a list...
  • cuddly toy
    selection of towels
    Pong - a video game
    a fondeau set (anyone ever had fondeau?)
    rafia place settings
    SpaceHopper
    a set of crystal glasses
    a teasmade
    a cushion that pharts
    the Lord of the Rings :eek:
:roll:

with thanks to John Cooper Clarke :wink:
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James Blast wrote:
emilystrange wrote:@ mr blast, and everyone... whatever, i just need a list...
  • cuddly toy
    selection of towels
    Pong - a video game
    a fondeau set (anyone ever had fondeau?)
    rafia place settings
    SpaceHopper
    a set of crystal glasses
    a teasmade
    a cushion that pharts
    the Lord of the Rings :eek:
:roll:

with thanks to John Cooper Clarke :wink:
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staying on a JCC tip, i'd like my very own psycle slut. can that be sorted to ms strange? ;D
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Holly Valance and some consistency please-ah.
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Can I have Holly Valance before Almiche gets his hands on her. Or Christina Ricci. Or Luba Hegre. I'm not fussed!

A memory.

A memory.

A years supply of kitty food and kitty litter(costs a fecking fortune!)

All my debts paid.

A one way ticket to Vancouver.

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Wouldn't mind a law passed that gives ISPs the right to deny internet access to anyone caught using chatspeak non-satirically.

Or some Nice Boots.
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Peace on earth

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Nah, just kidding. I want a new BMW X5 :twisted:


(this was a joke, but I'm sure you all understood that :innocent: )
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CellThree wrote:Can I have Holly Valance before Almiche gets his hands on her.
We'll let her Eminence settle this....
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Can't you bloody share?
QB... its in the post.
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some one sent me an emily doll, but with a pink flowery dress on, and a big pink bow....
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emilystrange wrote:Can't you bloody share?
That suggestion raises the prospect of sloppy seconds and we don't wanna go there, do we ..? :innocent:
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my christmas present to everyone and myself is to ban people from taking their children christmas shopping. expecially if they are chavs.
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emilystrange wrote:my christmas present to everyone and myself is to ban people from taking their children christmas shopping. expecially if they are chavs.
But what else would they do...?

emilystrange wrote:Can't you bloody share?
What is this..."share"?
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