Happy Christmas

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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wintermute
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unless there's a consensus to ignore the festive season, could i be the first to wish everybody a damn fine time.
then he takes your hand in some strange californian handshake and breaks the bone
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yay! happy miffmaff ;D

i think i'll make this the official HL happy chrimbo thread 8)
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Have a Cool Yule!
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today I saw a guy wearing a "put the christ back in christmas" T-shirt. Bet he gives crap pressies. :lol:
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:innocent:

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It gets earlier every year. Bah, humbug!
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Joyeux Noel! :P
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Bloody Christmas,....pah!

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Get Pished.... Destroy! :evil:
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Cardiff and Glasgow gig's cancelled! :evil:

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yes yes, a happy christmas thingy.
nice life and all that stuff.
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Some fine dark x-mas to you all !!!

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This was my x-mas card from 2 years ago !!!
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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Santarchy!
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Merry Multicultural Winterval, everyone. Deck the halls and watch bad t.v., row with the family and eat too much. I'm beginning to look forward to it again, because the wee man is just getting old enough to enjoy Christmas lights and opening pressies. Aaaah!
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Do what you have to do to survive :twisted:
Next year Christmas starts in October I hear....... :wink:
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merry christmas one and all :lol:

and as James says "get pished" I know I will :wink:
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Happy xmas and a merry new year :lol:
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Happy Winter Festive Break to all you Heartlanders. Ho ho ho.
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Yay !!!!!!!
Great to see you Steve.

Even brings out a Yo ho ho from me!

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a happy and low-cost festivus for anyone that wants one ;D
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Christmas I don't mind. Advent is just too depressing.
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Leaving for the countryside right about... now. Bye and merry christmas etc.
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The part I hate about christmas is that the beaches are always so full :(
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hallucienate wrote:The part I hate about christmas is that the beaches are always so full :(
Jump on a plane over to here. Problem solved. Brrrrrrrrrrrr! :urff:
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ooooooooo
christmas hugs to you all. and many more to those who've
a. helped me this year
b. calmed me down
c. been cute
d. amused me
e. been Gripper. there is only one.

that should cover it....

just an excess of christmas love and happiness there!
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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