Heartland

I have just been wondering what's his everyday life like. Having cornflakes with hot milk in the morning, feeding the cats and then? If he's not writing music what does he do all day? Plays playstation?

And have anybody met him somewhere accidently? Out o hours? I spend a lot of time in hamburg and never even managed to catch a glimpse of him.

Well, could have gone to FC St Pauli's game but that could be a struggle for me, because I loathe fotball and 2 hours of standing out there in rain and cold would probably put me off everything completely...

It would be nice to find out what kind of person he really is. I have this suspicion that he's really very down to earth, obviously introvert, but with a great sense of humour. sometimes can be a typical Yorkshire lad. Loner but longing for a normal, down to earth relations. Not trusting, because has been hurt and betrayed in the past, so sometimes does not know who his real friends are.. And is scared of being used.

Our glorious leader usually wakes up around mid day. He has poptarts for breakfast, reads the guardian and then watches "Today with Des and Mel". Then he checks HL to see if people are talking about him, then updates his livejournal.
After feeding the cats, Von puts on his coat and goes down to the Post Office where he licks and replaces as many envelopes as he can without getting caught.
On the way home he usually stops in the corner shop and buys a twix.
When he gets home, AE puts his feet up and watches CITV for a while, then turns over and watches Richard and Judy. Then he does the washing (he washes his socks separatly and pairs them up afterwards. It's a slow process but vital for the clenliness of each sock) and phones his mum for a chat.
After a busy day like this, andypants makes himself a nice mug of cocoa and goes to sleep under his Power rangers duvet cover.
probably

d00mw0lf wrote:Our glorious leader usually wakes up around mid day. He has poptarts for breakfast, reads the guardian and then watches "Today with Des and Mel". Then he checks HL to see if people are talking about him, then updates his livejournal.
After feeding the cats, Von puts on his coat and goes down to the Post Office where he licks and replaces as many envelopes as he can without getting caught.
On the way home he usually stops in the corner shop and buys a twix.
When he gets home, AE puts his feet up and watches CITV for a while, then turns over and watches Richard and Judy. Then he does the washing (he washes his socks separatly and pairs them up afterwards. It's a slow process but vital for the clenliness of each sock) and phones his mum for a chat.
After a busy day like this, andypants makes himself a nice mug of cocoa and goes to sleep under his Power rangers duvet cover.
probably

Worrying. That's suspiciously close to my day.

Further proof, if any were needed, that we are simply made for each other.

I reckon he turns on to CNN, just to grumble at it. And probably makes full use of the lack of a speed limit on the Autobahn.
Then he goes home and listens to Die Krupps, and a whole bunch of other "industrial" bands that he's too scared to admit to because goths like them. Then he makes a few prank calls on That Guitarist and goes to bed... alone?

We can remedy that!

Compare and contrast:
http://www.benadams.uk.com/forum.htm

Except I believe he hasn't spoken to his mother in some time. Which is why he's still washing his own socks, the poor doll.

This is all correct apart from the bit about the Twix. Since KitKat brought out the limited edition 'blood-orange' version he hasn't been able to resist, although he only eats these at home in case anyone thinks he's a g-g-g-oth. Oh, and sometimes he eats a mint aero, but only if he has a while since all the chocolate needs to be bitten off before he is allowed to eat the green minty bit. Nice.

Red_Kola wrote:Compare and contrast:
http://www.benadams.uk.com/forum.htm

What could you possibly be attempting to insinuate?

Please tell me that's not in your favourites list!

Red_Kola wrote:Compare and contrast:
http://www.benadams.uk.com/forum.htm

What could you possibly be attempting to insinuate?

Please tell me that's not in your favourites list!

boudicca wrote:What could you possibly be attempting to insinuate?

Please tell me that's not in your favourites list!

Ben is a babe and I want to cherish him

Red_Kola wrote:

boudicca wrote:What could you possibly be attempting to insinuate?

Please tell me that's not in your favourites list!

Ben is a babe and I want to cherish him

"It will be funny if Ben does read these! We're girls right? We all dream. I dream about the day I marry Ben every night! j/k Like that's ever gonna happen!!! lol"

I really am on the wrong forum.

:[/quote]

"It will be funny if Ben does read these! We're girls right? We all dream. I dream about the day I marry Ben every night! j/k Like that's ever gonna happen!!! lol"

I really am on the wrong forum. [/quote]

I think he is just too sweet-looking. Too "girlie" in my opinion.

Elektra_byron wrote:I spend a lot of time in hamburg and never even managed to catch a glimpse of him.

well there's the problem. you're not just in the wrong city, you're barely on the right continent...

I'm not even sure it's the right planet

markfiend wrote:I'm not even sure it's the right planet

Dear Mark,

Andrew has the right Planet. He always has, he always will.

villageidiot wrote:

markfiend wrote:I'm not even sure it's the right planet

Dear Mark,

Andrew has the right Planet. He always has, he always will.

Elektra_byron wrote:If he's not writing music what does he do all day? Plays playstation?

He must be a playstation expert by now.

Dan wrote:

Elektra_byron wrote:If he's not writing music what does he do all day? Plays playstation?

He must be a playstation expert by now.

I could still complete Final Fantasy VII with all the secrets, much faster than him.

Andrew wakes up very early and starts doing a few more vocal takes of Summer and Romeo Down for the studio versions (several thousand 'in the can' now.) Then he calls up Adam and bitches that it's his fault that the guitar parts aren't ready yet. Then he calls up every single record company on earth just to make sure they won't sign The Sisters.

This is followed by a steady flow of cigarettes to guarantee he has absolutely no voice left by the next time he actually tours.

He contemplates updating the website but is waylayed by a Dr Who marathon on TV. Then he calls up Chris and tells him not to release anything else, because he's violating Sisters' policy by actually releasing music (albeit his own music.)

Then he chats with a friend or two, who pass along the information that a small army of obsessed people are convinced he's scouring Heartland. Then he goes home, thinks a moment about checking out Heartland, but instead fires up a game of Quake III.

Electrochrome wrote: Then he chats with a friend or two, who pass along the information that a small army of obsessed people are convinced he's scouring Heartland.

I resemble that remark.

I resemble it, too.