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The 12 Days of Chavmas

On the twelveth day of Chavmas my dealer gave to me...

Twelve Chavvers Chavving

Eleven Prammers Pushing

Ten Lads Joy-riding

Nine Ladies Drinking

Eigth Midriffs Showing

Seven Scallies Stealing

Six Teens-a-laying

Five Sovereign Rings

Four Stolen Phones

Three Navel Studs

Two Tracksuit Tops

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... and a Pikey in Burberry...

check this out:
(you'll need sound!)

http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/content/flash.htm

Indeed.