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Black Metal's A Laugh Rev 2.0
Posted: 30 Dec 2004, 19:59
by James Blast
we've already seen some of these, but the new ones are ace
Clicky!
Posted: 30 Dec 2004, 20:23
by Brideoffrankenstein
Dani from Cradle of Filth comes in 4th only because he is so incredibly gay. First of all, there is no black metal band that has sold out quite like Cradle of Filth. Secondly, there is no other black metal band that loves to have pictures taken of them as much as Cradle of Filth. And lastly, Dani always has to be doing something stupid and/or gay in virtually all of the band photos. Why? Well, he's obviously watched Interview With a Vampire one too many times. The theatrics just need to stop. This is one of his few un-photoshopped pics. STOP IT! Also, Cradle of Filth is from Helsinki, Sweden.
I was a massive COF fan when Principle of Evil came out but each album after that got more and more disappointing. I remember reading an interview with them in long defunct Ultrakill magazine and they said they would never sell out or release a single as they were so
underground(chortle). They also kept going on about how many of the Scandanavian BM musicians they knew. Well I met one of their guitarists (COF) a few years ago and asked him what had gone wrong with their last album ("midian" I think), and he said that double bass drumming was "a bit too Norweigan". Ho hum.....
Black metal still rules for me I'm afraid
James, no matter how many silly pics you can find.....
P.S. Haven't we seen some of those Immortal ones before?
Posted: 31 Dec 2004, 20:36
by Dark
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Dani from Cradle of Filth comes in 4th only because he is so incredibly gay. First of all, there is no black metal band that has sold out quite like Cradle of Filth. Secondly, there is no other black metal band that loves to have pictures taken of them as much as Cradle of Filth. And lastly, Dani always has to be doing something stupid and/or gay in virtually all of the band photos. Why? Well, he's obviously watched Interview With a Vampire one too many times. The theatrics just need to stop. This is one of his few un-photoshopped pics. STOP IT! Also, Cradle of Filth is from Helsinki, Sweden.
I was a massive COF fan when Principle of Evil came out but each album after that got more and more disappointing. I remember reading an interview with them in long defunct Ultrakill magazine and they said they would never sell out or release a single as they were so
underground(chortle). They also kept going on about how many of the Scandanavian BM musicians they knew. Well I met one of their guitarists (COF) a few years ago and asked him what had gone wrong with their last album ("midian" I think), and he said that double bass drumming was "a bit too Norweigan". Ho hum.....
Black metal still rules for me I'm afraid
James, no matter how many silly pics you can find.....
P.S. Haven't we seen some of those Immortal ones before?
The #2 one doesn't look that bad.
But then, I like power metal, not black metal.
Posted: 31 Dec 2004, 21:38
by CellThree
Dark wrote:
But then, I like power ballads, not black metal.
Posted: 31 Dec 2004, 23:48
by Dark
CellThree wrote:Dark wrote:
But then, I like power ballads, not black metal.
Problem,
C3?
Edit: What the hell? I said power "metal" not power "ballads", silly non-goth.
Posted: 01 Jan 2005, 01:07
by James Blast
Posted: 01 Jan 2005, 15:03
by Brideoffrankenstein
Posted: 01 Jan 2005, 15:04
by Brideoffrankenstein
Dark wrote:
But then, I like power metal, not black metal.
Ooooh get you
Posted: 01 Jan 2005, 15:47
by Dark
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Dark wrote:
But then, I like power metal, not black metal.
Ooooh get you
Yeah, get me, I come with a hard drive full of freeware and attachable mp3 player.
Posted: 01 Jan 2005, 15:57
by Brideoffrankenstein
Dark wrote:Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Dark wrote:
But then, I like power metal, not black metal.
Ooooh get you
Yeah, get me, I come with a hard drive full of freeware and attachable mp3 player.
Blimey!
Posted: 01 Jan 2005, 18:35
by James Blast
I take it this doesn't count
BoF? cause I really like this one
Posted: 01 Jan 2005, 19:55
by Hojyuu-obi
Posted: 01 Jan 2005, 19:59
by James Blast
For all your Death Metal Wallpaper needs
Clicky!
Posted: 01 Jan 2005, 20:55
by Izzy HaveMercy
James Blast wrote:For all your Death Metal Wallpaper needs
Clicky!
Hey!
COPYRIGHT!
That's OUR CD!
http://truemetal.org/metalwallpaper/ima ... aconis.jpg
Yay!
We're still famous!
IZ.
Posted: 01 Jan 2005, 21:09
by CellThree
Dark wrote:CellThree wrote:Dark wrote:
But then, I like power ballads, not black metal.
Problem,
C3?
Edit: What the hell? I said power "metal" not power "ballads", silly non-goth.
no offence meant, you just left yourself wide open for that
Posted: 01 Jan 2005, 21:22
by James Blast
Shocking!
Posted: 02 Jan 2005, 18:12
by Brideoffrankenstein
James Blast wrote:I take it this doesn't count
BoF? cause I really like this one
Entombed are death metal or "death n' roll" as they describe it! Have you heard "Wolverine "Blues" by them? That's my favourite one
Posted: 02 Jan 2005, 18:13
by Brideoffrankenstein
Posted: 02 Jan 2005, 18:54
by Izzy HaveMercy
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:James Blast wrote:I take it this doesn't count
BoF? cause I really like this one
Entombed are death metal or "death n' roll" as they describe it! Have you heard "Wolverine "Blues" by them? That's my favourite one
The only thing I bought by Entombed is the 'limited to 2000 copies only splatter white-red vinyl' version of 'Left Hand Path'. Oh my gawd where is the time???
PS: still have that LP....hehe
IZ.
Posted: 02 Jan 2005, 18:55
by Izzy HaveMercy
James Blast wrote:Shocking!
Not really actually
We WERE known world-wide and sold 2500 copies of that CD...
I really lurve being an underground musician!
IZ.
Posted: 02 Jan 2005, 20:51
by Dark
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:James Blast wrote:Shocking!
Not really actually
We WERE known world-wide and sold 2500 copies of that CD...
I really lurve being an underground musician!
IZ.
It's almost a shame my band does nothing. Seeing yours would be interesting though.
Posted: 02 Jan 2005, 21:10
by James Blast
Go
here Dark and buy the product of our very own
Izzy HaveMercy 
Posted: 02 Jan 2005, 22:14
by Izzy HaveMercy
James Blast wrote:Go
here Dark and buy the product of our very own
Izzy HaveMercy
Or go
HERE, and buy the aforementioned and absolutely DELETED
Avatar-CD!
WITH reviews! Man, I really love this!
"This is probably the best black metal release since Samael's "Ceremony of Opposites", and believe me, that is saying something."
"In all honesty, I wish more bands on the scene will take their cue from Avatar instead of this over produced, whiney, black metal bu lls hit. Avatar, I salute you for making some of the best black metal that has been recorded!"
Sniff......
IZ.
Posted: 02 Jan 2005, 22:20
by Izzy HaveMercy
Posted: 03 Jan 2005, 00:19
by James Blast
I never knew The Avatar were black metal
avoid this stuff, kids!
