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just for d00mw0lf

Posted: 10 Jan 2005, 16:46
by hallucienate

Posted: 10 Jan 2005, 16:50
by markfiend
:lol: try clicky if you really want your brain to melt.

Posted: 10 Jan 2005, 17:28
by Mrs RicheyJames
lmao

Posted: 10 Jan 2005, 18:04
by Thea
0|-| 3/\/\ 633!
7|-|/-\7z pwn3d /-\11 j00|2 1|\|73|2|\|37x0rz!
7|-|3 5(/-\!2'/ 7!-!1|\|6 15, 7|-|47 1 (4|\| |23|D1'/ 11|<3 7|-|!5 47 411

Posted: 10 Jan 2005, 18:06
by Dark
d00mw0lf wrote:0|-| 3/\/\ 633!
7|-|/-\7z pwn3d /-\11 j00|2 1|\|73|2|\|37x0rz!
7|-|3 5(/-\!2'/ 7!-!1|\|6 15, 7|-|47 1 (4|\| |23|D1'/ 11|<3 7|-|!5 47 411
You know you've got too techie when:

You can understand that, and read the Google Privacy Policy in 13375P34|< fairly easily. :von:

Posted: 10 Jan 2005, 18:08
by Thea
Dark wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:0|-| 3/\/\ 633!
7|-|/-\7z pwn3d /-\11 j00|2 1|\|73|2|\|37x0rz!
7|-|3 5(/-\!2'/ 7!-!1|\|6 15, 7|-|47 1 (4|\| |23|D1'/ 11|<3 7|-|!5 47 411
You know you've got too techie when:

You can understand that, and read the Google Privacy Policy in 13375P34|< fairly easily. :von:
7|200 |)47 :P

Posted: 10 Jan 2005, 19:26
by hallucienate
I may have started this thread but I got no idea what they're talking about now :roll:

Posted: 10 Jan 2005, 19:31
by Dark
hallucienate wrote:I may have started this thread but I got no idea what they're talking about now :roll:
`/@ 937 510\/\/1`/ (_)53|) 70 17, #@11(_)(13|\|@73. :roll:

Posted: 10 Jan 2005, 19:42
by hallucienate
if ($img) {

# Get image size and scale ratio
$width = imagesx($img);
$height = imagesy($img);
$scale = min(MAX_WIDTH/$width, MAX_HEIGHT/$height);

# If the image is larger than the max shrink it
if ($scale < 1) {
$new_width = floor($scale*$width);
$new_height = floor($scale*$height);

# Create a new temporary image
$tmp_img = imagecreatetruecolor($new_width, $new_height);

# Copy and resize old image into new image
imagecopyresized($tmp_img, $img, 0, 0, 0, 0,
$new_width, $new_height, $width, $height);
imagedestroy($img);
$img = $tmp_img;
}
}


:roll:

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 10:59
by markfiend
I understood that. And would have done even without the comments. Not sure whether to be glad or ashamed :lol:

I have a Mac programming tool which has a command:
getmousexy(x,y)
which (obviously) reads the screen position of the mouse pointer into the variables x and y. The thing is it always makes me laugh because it looks like
getmousexy(x,y)

:oops:

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 13:54
by Quiff Boy

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:07
by Mrs RicheyJames
I am very proud to say.....


WTF?

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:10
by paint it black
hey, if you press the 'quote' key you can see really small font crap without copying, opening word, pasting and resizing font

how cool is that :D

10 LET A="IDIOT"
20 PRINT A
30 GOTO 20

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:12
by Mrs RicheyJames
PIB. Not sure I should be laffing out loud at your avatar, but I can't help it.

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:24
by Thea
paint it black wrote:hey, if you press the 'quote' key you can see really small font crap without copying, opening word, pasting and resizing font

how cool is that :D

10 LET A="IDIOT"
20 PRINT A
30 GOTO 20
Why can't you just press ctrl + ? (then ctrl - ) to change the text size? :roll:

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:27
by hallucienate
d00mw0lf wrote:
paint it black wrote:hey, if you press the 'quote' key you can see really small font crap without copying, opening word, pasting and resizing font

how cool is that :D

10 LET A="IDIOT"
20 PRINT A
30 GOTO 20
Why can't you just press ctrl + ? (then ctrl - ) to change the text size? :roll:
cos it don't work on HL :roll:

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:29
by Quiff Boy
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:PIB. Not sure I should be laffing out loud at your avatar, but I can't help it.
attack of the mutant chainsaw panda people! cool film :lol: ;D :notworthy:

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:31
by Quiff Boy
hallucienate wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
paint it black wrote:hey, if you press the 'quote' key you can see really small font crap without copying, opening word, pasting and resizing font

how cool is that :D

10 LET A="IDIOT"
20 PRINT A
30 GOTO 20
Why can't you just press ctrl + ? (then ctrl - ) to change the text size? :roll:
cos it don't work on HL :roll:
yep, we aint too "accessible" i'm afraid :(

the joys of using pixel sizes in stylesheets rather than specifying percentages... :roll:

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:32
by Mrs RicheyJames
Stop geek speaking!

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:33
by hallucienate
Quiff Boy wrote: yep, we aint too "accessible" i'm afraid :(

the joys of using pixel sizes in stylesheets rather than specifying percentages... :roll:
I knew all that, I just didn't know how to say it :innocent:

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:33
by markfiend
hallucienate wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
paint it black wrote:hey, if you press the 'quote' key you can see really small font crap without copying, opening word, pasting and resizing font

how cool is that :D

10 LET A="IDIOT"
20 PRINT A
30 GOTO 20
Why can't you just press ctrl + ? (then ctrl - ) to change the text size? :roll:
cos it don't work on HL :roll:
It does from where I'm sitting :P

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:35
by Thea
hallucienate wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
paint it black wrote:hey, if you press the 'quote' key you can see really small font crap without copying, opening word, pasting and resizing font

how cool is that :D

10 LET A="IDIOT"
20 PRINT A
30 GOTO 20
Why can't you just press ctrl + ? (then ctrl - ) to change the text size? :roll:
cos it don't work on HL :roll:
Yes it does!
That's how i read all those clever comments written in that tiny font :roll:

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:36
by Thea
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Stop geek speaking!
17 /-\1|\|7 633|<-5|*33|<
175 1337 5|*33|<!

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:38
by markfiend
d00mw0lf wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Stop geek speaking!
17 /-\1|\|7 633|<-5|*33|<
175 1337 5|*33|<!
Translation:

"It ain't geek speak
it's Leet speak!"

I think I'm getting the hang of it now.

Posted: 11 Jan 2005, 14:38
by Quiff Boy
it dont work in IE anyway, so you must be using firefox or something...? unless you've done something in the IE settings to override stylesheet stuff?!?