HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LAZARUS CORPORATION

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pikkrong
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HAPPY B-DAY, PAUL :von:
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All the best mate!

(Some Skeletal goodies will be on their way shortly...)
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday!
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Shadow_Smile
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Een hele fijna verjaardag !!!!!!
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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Loki
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All the best to Brighton's finest. :von:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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lucretia
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Have a totally splendid day, Paul - spoil yourself!
one day at a time
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happy birthday! 8)
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Hojyuu-obi
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Happy Birthday, Paul ...
Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?
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timsinister
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Kickass! We'll have a drink for you Laz, happy birthday! 8)
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rian
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Ha den äran på födelsedagen

;D
I think someone set my soul alight
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christophe
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Happy B-day Lazarus 8)
Another Shade of You.
CorpPunk
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Happy birthday, dear boy!
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Zuma
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Indeed, have a good one!
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All the best on your birthday. :D

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Eva
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU... :-)

Enjoy life!

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XΡΟΝΙΑ ΠΟΛΛΑ ΚΑΙ ΕΥΤΥΧΙΣΜΕΝΑ!!!
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xxxxxx
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happy birthday!!! :D
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James Blast
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Arra best LazCo :D
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~ Peter Steele
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gawd bless ya' all
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Big Si
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Huv a gud yin Mr Troozaluss Carprayshun! :D
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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lazarus corporation
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ta. I've celebrated by submitting a self portrait to the heartland photo gallery (awaiting QB's pressing of the "authorise" button).

lots of stella being drunk at lazarus corporation hq, probably swapping to whiskey when the lebanese dancing girls arrive.
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Yo Laz!

:oops:

Sorry I'm late!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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The Pope
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Happy Birthday!
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