Heartland

ermmm you might not get it if you're not Scottish....

and it may have been done before...but it made me lmfao!

The Glaswegian version of Bohemian Rhapsody

Bowegian Rhapsody.

Is this the real life?
Or is it the methodone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?

Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine........like
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Um just a weeji,
Gie us yer Sunny D
Cos I'll chib yer pal,
Rip yer da,
Slash yer dug,
Ride yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really matter tae
me.....tae me.
Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
Buckie bottle tae the heid
Noo the f*kin' bustards deid!
Haw maw, um just oan parole
An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee......
Haw Maw.......oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse
But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
Carry oot, carry oot!
An we'll go oot on the batter!

Too late...the bailiff's here
Sends shivers doon ma spine
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme

Haw Maw.......oohooh oooh
I'm a jakey bam,
I sometimes think I've never been washed at all

I see a little silhouetto of a bam
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us some Kappa?
Thunderbird, White Lightning,
Very very Frightening, me!

Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair!)
Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair and some skins!)

Magnifico oh oh oh oh!

I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me

He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?

Get tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
For f*cksake.........NO I will not get a job
Get a job!
For f*cksake........ NO I will not get a job
Get a job........willnae get a job
Get a job........willnae get a job
no no no no no.....

Oh gonorrheoea!
Gonnorrhoea!
Gonnorhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside
For me? For me,
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you hink ye can slash me an pish in ma eye?

So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
Haw bawbag!
Can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot
Just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!

F*ck all really matters, anyone can see
F*ck all really matters.....
F*ck all really matters.....
Tae meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............eeeeeeeeee............eee
eeeeeee!!!
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they're playing Big Si's song

Dark Angel wrote: Or is it the methodone?

Bastards!

James Blast wrote:they're playing Big Si's song

What exactly are the Gorbals ?

The Gorbals is an area of Glasgow.

But given the nature of "traditional" British humour, it can also be a euphemism for *ahem* a certain area of the body. As in "I was punched in the Gorbals last night. It really made my eyes water."

See also the Trossachs ("The police pinched their suspect in the Trossachs."), and of course Newport Pagnell.

just had some mates round for dinner and we ended with a rendition of Bowegian Rhapsody

offs I reckon I'm easily amused coz still laughin my ass off!!!

copies on sale in trading soon hehehe!