Rhombus: Drummer Wanted

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We've decided it could be time to pension off our drum machine

So we're looking for a drummer, 25-35 I guess.

Established player with good gear and own transport, to play live with Rhombus

Rhombus play upbeat Goth Rock

email office@rhombus-rock.com

More info at www.rhombus-rock.com
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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Surely you are taking the p*ss......

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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Drum machine's probably broke so they want something cheaper...
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Cue the drummer jokes.

What's the difference between a drum machine and a human drummer? You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

Whats got three legs and an arsehole on the top?
A drummer's stool.

Anyone else? :innocent:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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markfiend wrote:Cue the drummer jokes.

What's the difference between a drum machine and a human drummer? You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.

Whats got three legs and an arsehole on the top?
A drummer's stool.

Anyone else? :innocent:
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer
Give me one good reason
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How do you know there's a drummer at your door?

The knocking speeds up.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have machines to do that now.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
So they don't have to retrain the drummers.
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