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Christ opened the doors to the Pope

Posted: 01 Apr 2005, 21:03
by taylor
This is not the right place, but just a simply thought to the Greatest Man that this world ever seen.

"God take care of him as you done for your Son" :cry:

Posted: 01 Apr 2005, 23:03
by aims
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/20 ... 336705.htm

Not sure about the reliability of the source of course, but maybe there's hope yet :) Keep him in your prayers for a little while longer.

Re: Christ opened the doors to the Pope

Posted: 01 Apr 2005, 23:50
by filthyrikky
taylor wrote:This is not the right place, but just a simply thought to the Greatest Man that this world ever seen.

"God take care of him as you done for your Son" :cry:
Nick Cave is dead ?

Re: Christ opened the doors to the Pope

Posted: 01 Apr 2005, 23:52
by Red_Kola
taylor wrote:This is not the right place, but just a simply thought to the Greatest Man that this world ever seen.

"God take care of him as you done for your Son" :cry:
Too f**king late
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Posted: 01 Apr 2005, 23:54
by Francis
The word on the street is that they wouldn't let him go before the Easter festivities.

One of my favourites.

Posted: 02 Apr 2005, 00:02
by elamanamou
Be a blessing when he passes because he's been not in the best of health for a long time now.

A good soul who will be going to heaven.


The longest serving Pope?

Posted: 02 Apr 2005, 00:19
by Thea
3rd longest.

Posted: 02 Apr 2005, 00:33
by Francis
elamanamou wrote:A good soul who will be going to heaven.
I should coco. Beats my pension plan. :innocent:

Posted: 02 Apr 2005, 01:43
by RobF
I'm really with Nuclear Assault on this one, if anyone remembers back that far... :innocent:

Posted: 02 Apr 2005, 11:09
by Delilah
elamanamou wrote:Be a blessing when he passes because he's been not in the best of health for a long time now.
yes, I have seen him a few years ago in Poland and was very surprised how frail he looked then. Apparently he realises he is dying, and in my opinion he knows that he's fulfilled his m*****n. I'm not religious but I have a big respect for that man...

Posted: 02 Apr 2005, 11:27
by Dark
The title of this thread reminded me of a Blackadder Sketch:
The writers of Blackadder wrote: <A tremendous noise of wood being bent and broken fills the room. Baldrick enters, carrying a door.>

Edmund: <looks at what Baldrick is carrying; is not surprised; speaks calmly> Baldrick, I would advise you to make the explanation you are about to give, phenomenally good.

Baldrick: You said, "Get the door."

Edmund: Not good enough -- you're fired.

Baldrick: But, My Lord, I've been in your family since 1532!

Edmund: So has syphilis; now get out.

Baldrick: My Lord. <starts to leave but returns> Oh, by the way: there was a messenger outside when I got the door. He says the Queen wants to see you -- Lord Melchett is very sick.

Edmund: <stands up excitedly> Really...!?

Baldrick: Yeah -- he's at Death's door.

Edmund: Well, my faithful old reinstated family retainer, let's go and open it for him, then!
Probably in poor taste, but I have no alliegance to the Pope, and we all need a little humour now and again. :roll:

Re: Christ opened the doors to the Pope

Posted: 02 Apr 2005, 19:03
by rian
taylor wrote:This is not the right place, but just a simply thought to the Greatest Man that this world ever seen.

"God take care of him as you done for your Son" :cry:
Err.... Nope. Not in my eyes

But I respect others thoughts

Posted: 02 Apr 2005, 20:23
by Erudite
I try hard to respect the deeply held beliefs of others, really, I do.
But a certain well known phrase concerning the Pope springs to mind.
And before anyone suggests it, it's not sectarianism, or any other kind of ism. I've little time for religion, it's an evil thing IMHO.
As Von once astutely observed - it's time we stopped teaching our children religion and started teaching about religion.
It'll be a far nicer world once we stop forcing our creeds, beliefs and bigotry on our descendants.

To steal some more lines -

What are they gonna say?
That he was a kind man?
That he was a wise man?
Bullshit man!

Millions, no doubt are praying for him, and I guess I'm fine with that.
It's their choice.
But given his Holiness's opinions on abortion, birth control, homosexuality and women clergy - I wouldn't give the man the steam off my shit!
Sorry, but it's just the way I feel.
Besides which, he's had a good innings, whatever your opinion of him. Everything has its season.


Finally, Bill Hicks once remakred something along the following lines.

Three centimetres of armoured glass?
That's faith for you!

Posted: 02 Apr 2005, 22:23
by Shadow_Smile
[Sarcasm]

* danku voor die bloemen *

[/Sarcasm]

Posted: 02 Apr 2005, 22:41
by aims
Shadow_Smile wrote:[Sarcasm]

* danku voor die bloemen *

[/Sarcasm]
Ravingly off topic, but...

Does that say "Thankyou for the flowers"?

Just curious :lol:

Posted: 04 Apr 2005, 11:24
by markfiend
I'm with Erudite on this one I'm afraid.

Posted: 06 Apr 2005, 07:08
by eastmidswhizzkid
religion is control.end of story.

Posted: 06 Apr 2005, 12:25
by taylor
>religion is control.end of story

this is the most stupid thing that hear since I seen this world :lol:

Posted: 06 Apr 2005, 12:30
by emilystrange
i'm with markfiend. it's both the pacifier and stimulator of the masses.

Posted: 06 Apr 2005, 13:13
by paint it black
emilystrange wrote:i'm with markfiend. it's both the pacifier and stimulator of the masses.
how so em's :?

Posted: 06 Apr 2005, 13:21
by emilystrange
jihad, for one..

Posted: 06 Apr 2005, 13:49
by Dark
emilystrange wrote:jihad, for one..
You reap what you sow, Ems.

Posted: 06 Apr 2005, 13:58
by emilystrange
quite. trouble is, it's not always you that reaps it, is it? unless your religion is a 'wheel of life' one.

Posted: 06 Apr 2005, 14:04
by taylor
>jihad, for one.

Jihad promoted by Pope ? :eek:

Posted: 06 Apr 2005, 14:05
by emilystrange
papal sex and murder scandals? never.. not in a month of sundays....