Heartland

A very old couple walk into the doctors office.
The man is very very ill.

Doctor says to the man, "I'll need a sample of your sh*t, your urine, your sperm & your blood".

Wife says, "Just give him your underpants"...

"On this plane of existence, an immunity to edge weapons can't trump the dark power of mace. "

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