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Clause 83 ?
Posted: 11 Apr 2005, 00:02
by Andy TG
Hello, Good Evening And Welcome
Having been "away" for too long a time I have a question.
The entire "weeding" list has been overhalued it would appear. Just what is "Clause 83" ?
Any clarification would be lovely.
Thanks in advance
Andy TG
Posted: 11 Apr 2005, 09:12
by markfiend
Clause 83 is Big Si's addition to the rules; it says "Except Big Si"
Posted: 11 Apr 2005, 11:57
by Dark
It's in his sig.
In English class once, a friend and I were left in charge whilst the teacher went to the office. We quickly drew up a constitution which was basically "THOU SHALT NOT WORK". We then added many clauses, saying that though the teacher could over-ride this rule, my friend and I would not be affected by it, so we don't have to do any work unless we want to.
She seemed to have taken it seriously, we stopped doing Shakespeare soon after, and did creative writing instead.
Perhaps I should add my "Clause Two" to the list of rules, amending it to read "Not Applicable To
Dark"
Or would that just earn me a boot around the head?
Posted: 11 Apr 2005, 13:47
by markfiend
Not really weeding related so I'll shift this into General
Posted: 11 Apr 2005, 15:56
by Thea
markfiend wrote:Clause 83 is Big Si's addition to the rules; it says "Except Big Si"
As yoinked from the Young ones. Or so I believe...
Posted: 11 Apr 2005, 16:56
by markfiend
d00mw0lf wrote:markfiend wrote:Clause 83 is Big Si's addition to the rules; it says "Except Big Si"
As yoinked from the Young ones. Or so I believe...
Oh of course! Silly me...
Posted: 11 Apr 2005, 20:57
by Big Si
@"The Mods"
from 'The Young Ones' wrote:[Mike is carrying a large bag, with feet coming out of the top. Neil is following him downstairs]
NEIL: Where are you going with that sack, Mike?
MIKE: Nowhere.
NEIL: Is that a bag of dirty washing?
MIKE: No.
NEIL: I thought we were supposed to take everyone's washing when we go to the laundrette! What about the People's Charter we drew up? [Opens a small book] Right, laundry. [Reads aloud] None of the guys, right, no matter what, like, not even if they've been eaten by wild dogs...
VYVYAN: Hey, that's my clause!
NEIL: ...shall go to the laundrette without first collecting all the other guys dirty gear.
MIKE: Yeah? Clause 83.
NEIL: [reads on] Except for Mike. Oh. [closes book] Right. Sorry.
Posted: 01 Feb 2007, 23:07
by Big Si
Posted: 02 Feb 2007, 00:09
by bushman*pm
Posted: 02 Feb 2007, 19:05
by Brideoffrankenstein
It's the toaster