I came, I saw, I conquered!

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:roll: No giggling at the back, please...

Yes, now Norway is mine. For all their bravado and fancy hats, the old Vikings did not even put up a fight in the end. So now that I'm a fully fledged megalomaniac tyrant with an ever-expanding... DOMINION... I thought it would be only right and proper to share with my subjects a visual account of my victory over the nordic tribes. These images will soon be appearing on the side of every building, a la Iran... :twisted:

Have Cave, will travel - I do not go a-conquering without some stab-ballads on hand...
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My minibar on the Victory Ship contains warm gin, and little else. Naturally I find this wholly unnacceptable, and several cabin crew are forced to walk the plank...
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After all that unpleasantness, I steady my nerves by reading Britain's Finest Newspaper, the Independent. However, all this "democratic election" stuff starts to upset me, and I am compelled to throw some more of my crew overboard.
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WAKE, anyone? Version I'm 2.fuckingobsessed....
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All that heartless brutality pays off in the end, and I survey my new kingdom in the manner of a true warrior queen, after taking the funicular up the mountain... :oops:
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And who do I run into, but That Guitarist?
"You're looking rough", I remark, before turning him to stone with a single imperious glance. No more s**t Cleopatra remixes then.
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And, now that I quite literally RULE, I decree that "In The Navy" by The Village People shall be the national anthem, and this shall be my crown...Image

You're welcome. :von:

Here are the rest, if that's not awe-inspiring enough for you...
http://photobucket.com/albums/y117/paintedbird/

If the bastards request a password, it is "flood". You may slay them on my behalf if they are that insolent.

Truly, I am a benevolent leader!
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Great Pics!
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nice pics, babe...

you can have norway and all points north of carlisle.. hands off this nation, though. its mine.

@ big Si.. that does not mean i want the U boats back. you can keep those for being a good boy.
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:lol: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :lol:
Must have been a hell of a crusade, Boudicca. Hopefully you dont consider a stampede over my defenseless country. In that case, I submit here and now. (At least you wont find any Wuzzis around here :wink: )
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So only that woman survived?

Was a brave thing to get rid of Hussey though... :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

Great pics by the way! :D
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Very nice.
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excellent! It's nice to see some of us get out and about.
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how do you post a pic?
on reflection, being born turned out not to be such a good idea after all
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With great difficulty! :lol: :roll:
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:)
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accurate, yet somehow not all that helpful
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lmao... img, then url of pic, then img allegedly
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The most beautiful thread so far.
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emilystrange wrote:lmao... img, then url of pic, then img allegedly
Yes that's it. It's in the FAQ. God bless your socks, Quiff Boy! ;D
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are they nice socks?
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emilystrange wrote:are they nice socks?
I bet they're brown. He loves brown, tubular, squishy things :innocent:
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:eek: :oops: :urff:
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So pretty, yet so aggressive :wink:
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Seen any Vikings yet?
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andymackem wrote:So pretty, yet so aggressive :wink:
careful Andy... :wink: :lol:
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As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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glad to see you enjoyed yourself b :D .

but where is my long-haired norweigan man?
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emilystrange wrote:nice pics, babe...

you can have norway and all points north of carlisle.. hands off this nation, though. its mine.

@ big Si.. that does not mean i want the U boats back. you can keep those for being a good boy.
Thank you maam! :notworthy:

(but only if I get to keep Glencoe as well! :| )

They'll stop her from starting a coup d'etat.....benevolent leader ma erse! :von:

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I don't care where everyone else is, but the Netherlands, Germany, and Russia are all MINE, understood? :twisted:

By the way, nice one there, Emperess Boudicca, a fine nation to spring up.
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