First match on Saturday - no doubt I'll still feel starched.
Twas ever thus.
Ouch!
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Planet Dave
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First cricket net of the season last night. Bloody Oww! What I need is one of those killer robots of The Incredibles to come and stretch me back into shape.
First match on Saturday - no doubt I'll still feel starched.
Twas ever thus.
First match on Saturday - no doubt I'll still feel starched.
Twas ever thus.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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...Grazed my knees playing on Astroturf Sunday night up at Becketts Park.
Love it.
Love it.
I don't like cricket-ah!
Cricket is a game best enjoyed sitting in the garden, with a long cool drink, and Radio 4 Test Match Special just loud enough to be heard over the lazy buzzing of bees.
Bliss.
Cricket is a game best enjoyed sitting in the garden, with a long cool drink, and Radio 4 Test Match Special just loud enough to be heard over the lazy buzzing of bees.
Bliss.
Chucking another log on
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Planet Dave
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You're rightruffers wrote:Cricket is a game best enjoyed sitting in the garden, with a long cool drink, and Radio 4 Test Match Special just loud enough to be heard over the lazy buzzing of bees.
, but it's also devilish fun wanging a small hard red thing at people in the name of sport. Not to mention smacking said small hard red thing over the horizon. 
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Your first nets was less than a week before the start of the season???FFS Dave wrote:First cricket net of the season last night. Bloody Oww! What I need is one of those killer robots of The Incredibles to come and stretch me back into shape.
First match on Saturday - no doubt I'll still feel starched.
Twas ever thus.
What kinda tinpot operation you playing for...I've been washing whites since Jan!!!
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
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I'm Scottish, it's all foreign to me...
time for a pakora/curry
time for a pakora/curry
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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~ Peter Steele
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Planet Dave
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Debaser wrote: What kinda tinpot operation you playing for...I've been washing whites since Jan!!!
Very tinpot. They do have winter nets, but parking your car in the middle of Airedale estate in Castleford at nine at night is not a good idea. So I gave them a miss.
But for Saturdays game there's 6 (count 'em), 6 first teamers missing. Says it all.
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Sporting is dangerous!
I quit that 20 years ago
I quit that 20 years ago
I think someone set my soul alight
You forgot the bowling bit about rubbing the small hard red thing furiously against your genitals.FFS Dave wrote: ...but it's also devilish fun wanging a small hard red thing at people in the name of sport. Not to mention smacking said small hard red thing over the horizon.
I won't post my next thought. Instead I'll just stand in the corner and feel quite ill.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Which is quite understandable.
Gaz is in a real bind this year - he's got too many players. He's struggling with who to drop. The average players who go to all nets, attend all meetings, attend all fund raisers...or the bloody fabulous players who only attend once every three sessions etc?FFS Dave wrote:Debaser wrote: What kinda tinpot operation you playing for...I've been washing whites since Jan!!!
Very tinpot. They do have winter nets, but parking your car in the middle of Airedale estate in Castleford at nine at night is not a good idea. So I gave them a miss.
But for Saturdays game there's 6 (count 'em), 6 first teamers missing. Says it all.
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
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Easily sorted. He can send them over to us. Everyone wins, cos if they've even seen a cricket bat before, they're in!
In exchange, I'll send you my whites to sort out while you're at it . The missus won't go within fifty yards of them, possibly due to Loki's aforementioned ball-rubbing 'stains' .
In exchange, I'll send you my whites to sort out while you're at it
. The missus won't go within fifty yards of them, possibly due to Loki's aforementioned ball-rubbing 'stains' .'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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Don't worry, I know you well enough by now to guessLoki wrote:You forgot the bowling bit about rubbing the small hard red thing furiously against your genitals.
I won't post my next thought. Instead I'll just stand in the corner and feel quite ill.
How else do you think we get the ball to swing so much
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First game duly won, first three wickets duly taken, full on full-body agony now being suffered.
Loki, you'd be amazed how much the ball swung . Outside off-stick to clatter middle-peg 
- a left-armers' dream.
Loki, you'd be amazed how much the ball swung
. Outside off-stick to clatter middle-peg - a left-armers' dream. 'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
