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some day...some day...DUMB ONION!
Posted: 26 May 2005, 10:25
by eastmidswhizzkid
this was mailed on Dominion;thought it worth bringing over here.
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4121&n=2
Posted: 26 May 2005, 11:10
by markfiend
Posted: 26 May 2005, 11:13
by aims
Excuse my savage ignorance, but wasn't it one of his mates who bad mouthed The Sisters, not the Onion?
Posted: 26 May 2005, 11:15
by Mrs RicheyJames
Is it just me or does that picture look photoshopped?
Posted: 26 May 2005, 11:17
by aims
If you mean it looks like she's been super-imposed, then no, it's not just you
Posted: 26 May 2005, 11:27
by hallucienate
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Is it just me or does that picture look photoshopped?
duh! you'd never get a metalhead and goth that close together in real life.
Posted: 26 May 2005, 11:36
by Quiff Boy
love it
him:
"That's why I chose the path of metal—living fast and rocking hard. I never in my craziest dreams thought that path would lead me to Dani, but I'm so glad it did."
Added Halloway: "Fuckin' A, she totally rocks."
her:
"When we met, there was a strong attraction, but so much more is required for lasting love. I never believed one such as Rick could touch my shadowed heart, but touch it he has."
.....
"Our first date was positively chilling—Rick's soul seemed to be crying out to me," Richardson said. "Still, it brought me much pain to realize that we would have no future together—we were so very different."
beautiful
Posted: 26 May 2005, 13:14
by eastmidswhizzkid
...just testing
Posted: 26 May 2005, 13:31
by lazarus corporation
do you think I could sell my story too?
Posted: 26 May 2005, 13:52
by MrChris
I'll give you 10p if it includes donkeys.
Posted: 26 May 2005, 13:53
by markfiend
I get the impression that some Heartlanders are unfamiliar with The Onion (America's Finest News Sourceâ„¢)
Check some of the other stories from the front page...
Posted: 26 May 2005, 13:59
by eastmidswhizzkid
sorry,still didnt edit it
's done now
Posted: 26 May 2005, 15:41
by 6FeetOver
The Onion *rules*.
\m/
Posted: 26 May 2005, 20:52
by Black Alice