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Protect your woman!
Posted: 28 May 2005, 16:01
by Izzy HaveMercy
Finally, a safe and secure way to protect that special girl in yer life!
Sad,really
http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmed ... index.html
IZ.
Posted: 28 May 2005, 17:34
by rian
Posted: 28 May 2005, 18:17
by Debaser
WHAT THE FUK!!!!!!!
It doesn't seem to be a 'spoof' I just dare the man who buys these for his woman, to tell me he has......
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Posted: 28 May 2005, 19:57
by Black Alice
They've got to be kidding
......... have you seen the size of this things
Posted: 28 May 2005, 22:04
by timsinister
The first question that leapt into my diseased and twisted mind was, What if she just takes them off?
Then I realised exactly what that would mean.
Posted: 28 May 2005, 22:20
by Loki
Izzy,
You are a bad, bad man. That's why you'll go far.
I assume they won't be available at your gigs with The Greater Good emblazoned across them ...
Posted: 28 May 2005, 23:44
by Andy TG
$99 Bucks for a BASIC pair! I WISH I had thought of this!
Posted: 29 May 2005, 00:10
by Andrew S
Andy TG wrote:$99 Bucks for a BASIC pair! I WISH I had thought of this!
Yes, I laughed at first till I read the testimonials where one couple claim they bought several pairs for their teenage daughter. I hope the whole thing's a joke but it honestly doesn't look like one.
Posted: 29 May 2005, 00:15
by Loki
Who's clicking on the 'Order Now!' button ...
Posted: 29 May 2005, 10:18
by Debaser
timsinister wrote:
Then I realised exactly what that would mean.
She was having a wee?
Posted: 29 May 2005, 12:56
by andymackem
You can laugh, but once the US gets bored with biometric passports we'll all need them to go visit Uncle Sam.
But surely it's a spoof: '... the mapping software pantyMap ...'?
'... she started looking like a real woman ....'; '... it would be great to have a video camera ...'.
Though claiming a write-up in Catholic Parent was a nice touch
Posted: 29 May 2005, 13:00
by Izzy HaveMercy
Loki wrote:Izzy,
You are a bad, bad man. That's why you'll go far.
I assume they won't be available at your gigs with The Greater Good emblazoned across them ...
They Will be available at FGG gigs, and of course instead of that silly little flower, it will have the FGG logo in front.
I have them custom-made so that
- the F will be a 10.000 volts remote-controlled taser gun,
- the first G will be a full surround dolby 7.1 system to locate her exact position in the room/car/shower/whatever (at second thought, forget the shower. That would be the 'swimsuit edition' with built-in piranha eggs),
- the second G will contain a heavily concentrated dose of female hormones, so that she will start acting really feminine, eg. have a constant urge to wash dishes, vacuum the place and start talking about having children. Unless she turned lesbian this will certainly teach her new-found loverboy
Price will be at about 200 Euro. Signed if you want to (with a marker containing highly toxic ink which will shrivel the male anatomy to a mere mescal- tapeworm. Wash-proof.)
Order now.
IZ.
*This message contained, amongst other things, complete and utter s**t, in sheer contrast to the original link*
Posted: 29 May 2005, 13:02
by Izzy HaveMercy
timsinister wrote:The first question that leapt into my diseased and twisted mind was, What if she just takes them off?
Then I realised exactly what that would mean.
Her new BF bought one for her, too?
IZ.
Posted: 29 May 2005, 15:50
by boudicca
Posted: 29 May 2005, 17:31
by Brideoffrankenstein
I wonder how people find these web-sites
Posted: 29 May 2005, 17:42
by andymackem
They were good at espionage in the old Soviet Union, weren't they
Posted: 29 May 2005, 18:04
by Izzy HaveMercy
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I wonder how people find these web-sites
Ask Quiffy... IIRC he's also a proud member of the B3TA newsletter
IZ.
Posted: 29 May 2005, 19:38
by boudicca
andymackem wrote:
They were good at espionage in the old Soviet Union, weren't they
*indignant splutter of tea over my keyboard*
YOUR POINT BEING?!
Posted: 29 May 2005, 19:44
by Andrew S
I've just read it a bit more thoroughly and feel reassured that it is indeed a joke afterall. Still, I bet it will have attracted a few people who are genuinely interested in buying such a product though
Posted: 29 May 2005, 19:49
by boudicca
Andrew S wrote:I've just read it a bit more thoroughly...
In the interest of science...
AYE RIGHT YE ARE!
Posted: 29 May 2005, 19:53
by Debaser
I used to know a s**t bag of a guy who would ram his hands down his woman's knickers when ever she came in, and sniff...just to check.
Posted: 29 May 2005, 20:02
by Loki
Debaser wrote:I used to know a s**t bag of a guy who would ram his hands down his woman's knickers when ever she came in, and sniff...just to check.
Thanks for sharing Ness. In a TMI type way.
Lucky dude though, nowadays It costs me £25 a pop.
Allegedly.
Posted: 29 May 2005, 20:03
by Debaser
<<<<< is a giver
I know some dead classy peeps
Posted: 29 May 2005, 20:14
by boudicca
Debaser wrote:I used to know a s**t bag of a guy who would ram his hands down his woman's knickers when ever she came in, and sniff...just to check.
Good lord.
Posted: 29 May 2005, 20:15
by Loki
