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My heartlanders...

I am seriously f**king IN NEED OF ENTERTAINMENT.

How would you suggest I entertain myself? All suggestions welcome.

Try and keep it clean, eh? :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:I am seriously f**king IN NEED OF ENTERTAINMENT.
That's how you're supposed to feel on a Sunday afternoon.
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Geee, how I know these boring sundays... :(
but not today! I recommend to go to the flea-market, sell old crap and buy funny new singles:"Giving Ground", "Dominion" (+ Untitled + Sandstorm, which I never heard before) and "No Time To Cry"- Maxi. All together for 3 Euros. :notworthy:

After all those ebay years, I forgot how much fun it can be to "live"-trade.
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boudicca wrote:I am seriously f**king IN NEED OF ENTERTAINMENT.
That's how you're supposed to feel on a Sunday afternoon.
And the only reason anyone ever watches "Last Of The Summer Wine..." :roll: :lol:
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They don't have funky bohemian outdoor markets (or indoor ones, for that matter) here in Glasgow... :(

Just "The Barras". :roll:

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Mmmh, what about frolic around in the nature and snuffle on flowers? Or you don't have that either in Glasgow?
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Flowers? Nature? Glasgow?

:lol:

Although the leafy delights of Bearsden may be very different. I was too common to be allowed in.
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Good purchases there Canon :notworthy:

Being the typical vinyl-junkie that I am, me mum's taking me to a large car boot sale tomorrow morning, and then another on Sunday.

Which reminds me, I had to ask you all a question:

There's some Sisters bootleg 7"s on eBay (All Along The Watchtower has that giant medley on it, and there's the "Live" one with Gimme Gimme Gimme and Sister Ray (introduced by some odd German and American voices)) and the Floorshow EP.
Should I buy them? These are highly attractive bootlegs, and even if I -do- have them as low bitrate mp3s, would it be worth it?

(You should know I fully intend to get at least one of them, but still..) ;)
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andymackem wrote:Flowers? Nature? Glasgow?

:lol:

Although the leafy delights of Bearsden may be very different. I was too common to be allowed in.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

We don't just let any old riff-raff stroll down our tree-lined avenues! :lol: :P :lol:

I must say frolicking does appeal, but one cannot frolick on one's own, can one? :innocent: :wink:

(well, you can but You'll Go Blind!)
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Sorry, i'm confused (doesn't take a lot); where does the 'pretty lady' bit come in?


* Starts running away to Cape Town where he may find sanctuary and as far away from Scotland as he can think *
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Loki wrote:Sorry, i'm confused (doesn't take a lot); where does the 'pretty lady' bit come in?


* Starts running away to Cape Town where he may find sanctuary and as far away from Scotland as he can think *
Your geography is bad.

New Zealand is much further. :innocent:

Look how I just rise above it... ;D

(kill kill kill kill kill!) :twisted:
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I was thinking where I might find a bed for the night. :)

And you missed the 'Faster Pussycat ...' from your red comments :von:

Kids today, eh? :innocent:
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Loki wrote:Sorry, i'm confused (doesn't take a lot); where does the 'pretty lady' bit come in?


* Starts running away to Cape Town where he may find sanctuary and as far away from Scotland as he can think *
:lol: :lol: if you don't mind sharing it with a cat or two.

although my place is surrounded by fences, razor wire, safety gates and burglar bars I cannot promise you safety from an angry Scot.

Back to the problem at hand. Watch The Big Lebowski. Better yet go bowling, it seems to cure everything.
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Loki wrote:I was thinking where I might find a bed for the night. :)

And you missed the 'Faster Pussycat ...' from your red comments :von:

Kids today, eh? :innocent:
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You can see Tony James if you look hard enough...
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Wrong one Claire ... :innocent:
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Yes BUT...

... they always amused me for some reason.

Oh yes, because they're s**t.

And it appears the Sisters modelled their VT getup on the cover of that record. :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:My heartlanders...

I am seriously f**king IN NEED OF ENTERTAINMENT.

How would you suggest I entertain myself? All suggestions welcome.

Try and keep it clean, eh? :innocent:
Dildo?

:innocent:
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rian wrote:
boudicca wrote:My heartlanders...

I am seriously f**king IN NEED OF ENTERTAINMENT.

How would you suggest I entertain myself? All suggestions welcome.

Try and keep it clean, eh? :innocent:
Dildo?

:innocent:
You Swedes...
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boudicca wrote:
andymackem wrote:Flowers? Nature? Glasgow?

:lol:

Although the leafy delights of Bearsden may be very different. I was too common to be allowed in.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

We don't just let any old riff-raff stroll down our tree-lined avenues! :lol: :P :lol:

I must say frolicking does appeal, but one cannot frolick on one's own, can one? :innocent: :wink:

(well, you can but You'll Go Blind!)
If it's anything like Milngavie I'll pass. And yes, I do know how to pronounce Milngavie. That was a disappointment to so many people at the time.
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rian wrote:
boudicca wrote:My heartlanders...

I am seriously f**king IN NEED OF ENTERTAINMENT.

How would you suggest I entertain myself? All suggestions welcome.

Try and keep it clean, eh? :innocent:
Dildo?

:innocent:
You Swedes...
Works for us ;D
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If it's anything like Milngavie I'll pass. And yes, I do know how to pronounce Milngavie. That was a disappointment to so many people at the time.
f**k off. There's nowt wrong with MIL-GUY! ;D

@rian - I don't doubt it! :wink:
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If I was starting from Jordanhill I might be persuaded back to have another look.

I'm travelling any further than that for it, though. Sorry.
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He can name places in Glasgow! :P
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Speaking of.... another great pastime, isn't it, Boudicca? :wink:

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boudicca wrote:My heartlanders...

I am seriously f**king IN NEED OF ENTERTAINMENT.

How would you suggest I entertain myself? All suggestions welcome.
Go buy everything released by Jay Munly. Then listen to it. Over and over and over.

Here's a start: http://www.smoochrecords.com/audio/Munl ... er_You.mp3
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