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I don't ask much of you lot, and this isn't much.

I have, Item: One bottle of wine, and Item: One Nightclub. Both can amuse and entertain me for a Friday night.
So, should I go with a sparkling bottle of Rivercrest, alone in my room, or pisspoor beer with a bunch of sweaty Goffs and metallers dancing to weird music?

Cast your votes now...

Depends if you like those guys' company or not... If you don't, say hello to the bottle, otherwise, tell the bottle you'll meet her soon...

Nightclub (pop the bottle in your pocket!).....

....... you're lucky if you have a club to go to (we are bereft )

.....says she, sitting in her house with a (large) bottle of wine

club...every time

wine tastes like poo

Black Alice wrote:Nightclub (pop the bottle in your pocket!).....

Inspired, darling! I'll have one on you.

Black Alice wrote: ....... you're lucky if you have a club to go to (we are bereft )

Where are you, BA?

Black Alice wrote: .....says she, sitting in her house with a (large) bottle of wine

Ah, so you gravitated immediately to the alcohol thread then. Good lass.

Burn wrote:wine tastes like poo

You're dead to me.

why can't you do both?

Where are you, BA?

Newcastle - home of the neon super pub and lager louts like nowhere else

emilystrange wrote:why can't you do both?

Because of the morning after maybe?

Have some wine, then go to the club. I can't go to one, so mosh extra hard for me?

Motz wrote:Because of the morning after maybe?

What morning after?

Motz wrote:

emilystrange wrote:why can't you do both?

Because of the morning after maybe?

But you need those mornings after to give you something to reminisce about later in life

Dark wrote:Have some wine, then go to the club. I can't go to one, so mosh extra hard for me?

If this continues into later life will you be asking people to have their joints creak twice as noisily for you or to walk twice as carefully down the stairs because you can do it just fine at the moment?

look, if i can do it, you lot can..

Go out with your friends and drink lots of beer.

Wish I could do the same

you already have, dear, and look what happened

Oooh yes - we've seen pictures

Deal; me and this bottle 'ere are off to the club.

Don't wait up. Cheers, guys - hope you all have a good Saturday doing whatever you wanna be doing.

emilystrange wrote:look, if i can do it, you lot can..

and if i can do it...well...actually at my age i shouldn't...but i do...then i'm gonna drink you under the table...just with out the wine...

Black Alice wrote:Oooh yes - we've seen pictures

HEY!!! i wasn't drunk that night? what others have you seen??

WINE,......... then go to the club.

get kicked becouse you're drunk, or be lucky and score some trany

Shadow_Smile wrote:WINE,......... then go to the club.

get kicked becouse you're drunk, or be lucky and score some trany

oh the dutch have such a way with words...Trany

Burn wrote:

Shadow_Smile wrote:WINE,......... then go to the club.

get kicked becouse you're drunk, or be lucky and score some trany

oh the dutch have such a way with words...Trany

you at it again

and be happy I aint German

Than it would say " GGGRRRRRAANNYY "

Burn wrote:

Shadow_Smile wrote:WINE,......... then go to the club.

get kicked becouse you're drunk, or be lucky and score some trany

oh the dutch have such a way with words...Trany

I was more focussing on the strange presence of the word "lucky"

some how you all understand what i'm saying, but the other way around is impossible

emilystrange wrote:

Black Alice wrote:Oooh yes - we've seen pictures

HEY!!! i wasn't drunk that night? what others have you seen??

Sorry .....meant the pictures of Rians nose after the last drink he had and the encounter with the bicycle .........I know nothing about that night - promise