Heartland

Found it on myspace - think it is quite funny!

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/geek/geek.php
Geek Test Results


You are 20% geeky.
You're quasi-geeky, you're semi-geeky, you're the margarine of geeky. You're the Diet Coke of geeky - just one calorie, not geeky enough.
The current average score is: 35.98%
Fact: 38.27% of people who took this test admit to wearing a costume "just for fun".

Love these tests for boring nights

35.99% geek

The only thing among all those things I do and really consider 'geek' is programming a calculator, really (years ago, found out yesterday all my hard labour is gone due to not refreshing the bateries )

Fact: 25.44% of people who took this test believe in The Force.

You are 70% geeky.

Not bad. Maybe you spend a little too much time with your computer, but at least you have friends. You do have friends, right?

Nerds make better lovers
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/ ... 1224c.html

37.5%

OK, not that geeky at all, are you? I'll bet you even have a girlfriend (or boyfriend).

The current average score is: 35.98%

Fact: 38.28% of people who took this test admit to wearing a costume "just for fun".

But.....Pauls is even better:-


82.5% ( ) (bet you're jealous now girls )

You're the ultimate geek. I'd write that in Klingon, but you'd probably correct my grammar. Get a girlfriend. ( )

The current average score is: 35.99%

Fact: 25.43% of people who took this test believe in The Force. (He said yes to that one too! Well, he had to as he was registered as a Jedi on the last census

I think that I scored lower as I have no idea about computer stuff (and he does!)

Thanks D - that gave both of us a good laugh

I am 65% geeky

lazarus corporation wrote:

Nerds make better lovers
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/ ... 1224c.html

Writing in Klingon
And then there was me thinking that was just a strange looking fellow

Glad I'm not geekest among those who took the test yet

Obviousman wrote:Writing in Klingon
And then there was me thinking that was just a strange looking fellow

Glad I'm not geekest among those who took the test yet

Yep - looks like I could be married to the geekiest Still, I take true comfort in that article

I think that we may very well have a Klingon dictionary somewhere (he bought it at the request of one of the kids he was teaching at the time - honest I'm sure he doesn't actually speak it).......

.........he says only enough to order a coffee and a batleth ( )

Honestly - he's an excellent provider and treats me really well

(.......and he likes tsom )

... So did you bring him his coffee?

I should also add that I've been here all day listening to Jeffrey Zeldman, Joe Clark, Andy Budd etc

And my second computer runs Fedora Core 3.

Delilah sent me a text from Norway today, which I managed to open and respond to.

Ok, no, that doesn't make me a geek.

Unless you're over a certain age. Then it does.

You krazee kids and your whot-not, blackberry, blueberry pies type thing.

lazarus corporation wrote:And my second computer runs Fedora Core 3.

That's an OS with a Klingon user interface

Geek Test Results
You are 62.5% geeky.

Not bad. Maybe you spend a little too much time with your computer, but at least you have friends. You do have friends, right?


That's appalling. I should 50% for running gentoo [and liking it] and an extra 5% for every programming language that I can use

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:and we're both going LARPing in a muddy field in Derbyshire in august. sharp! blunt! strike down! fatal!

Not sure if this was aimed at me Libby.

If not, hey it's more exposure.

Having read your post in size 12, I think you're both completely barking mad. In a mad, cool way, with 'stuff'.

Most of which seems to be wooden or metal. And sharp.

20% geeky. But I've booked tickets to see War of the Worlds already. So does that count for anything?

"You are 57.5% geeky.

Not bad. Maybe you spend a little too much time with your computer, but at least you have friends. You do have friends, right?

The current average score is: 35.88%"

...probably because I'm seriously impaired when it comes to math. Imagine if I weren't - how geeky I'd be then!!! Boggles the mind, truly.

I'm 47.5% geeky apparently.

You are 65% geeky. I was hoping for higher

Andrew S wrote:I'm 47.5% geeky apparently.

Ooooh. 45%.

You just beat me.

Or I just beat you, depending on how you look at it...

65%

55%

Geek Test Results
You are 72.5% geeky.

Not bad. Maybe you spend a little too much time with your computer, but at least you have friends. You do have friends, right?

The current average score is: 34.89%

Fact: 11.66% of people who took this test wear a bum-bag on holiday.

Ok - so it would appear that I am living with the geekiest of the geeks

@Obviousman - no, didn't get him the coffee - he was on Stella by that time of night (not very Klingon - should have been blood wine shouldn't it ) (and he already has a batleth ......no.....really.....he does bought at Tynemouth market, from a very nice woman who also had a large stock of Lord of the Rings swords )

*note to self* - stop typing because now they know how geeky we are

Stupid question of the night:
What on earth (or in outer space) is a batleth

Meanwhile: They're giving away free ben & jerry's right in front of my door, run y'all!

Obviousman wrote:Stupid question of the night:
What on earth (or in outer space) is a batleth

Sorry - probably not spelt correctly (maybe I should have looked it up in the Klingon dictionary ) - its the large double handed weapon the Klingons use

this is getting more and more geeky



(honestly - neither of us are as nerdy as I am making us sound - honest )