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There's just something wrong with it.

CorpPunk wrote:There's just something wrong with it.

Especially when they drink it at McDonalds

I don't find it any different to a lady doing the same.

Cadaverously cheekboned, amphetamine-arsed gentlemen are too hard to find these days IMHO.

rian wrote:

CorpPunk wrote:There's just something wrong with it.

Especially when they drink it at McDonalds

Yep--these are men who are as comfortable with their obesity as they are with their sexuality. More power to 'em.

half diet/half regular.

boudicca wrote:Cadaverously cheekboned, amphetamine-arsed gentlemen are too hard to find these days IMHO.

But the majority of men and women I see drinking diet are obese. Is it just wishful thinking? Obviously it can't be a preference of the senses, as the stuff tastes like ass. Or so I'm told.

I always drink diet coke -you got a problem with that then?

2 reasons -

a) I don't want to turn into a fatso
b) It tastes better and doesn't coat my teeth with what feels like a centimetre thick coating of goo.

Is there any correlation between the title of this thread and women who make 800 word opening posts? Is the connection 'only in Amerika'?

Curious with a death-wish.

Johnny M wrote:Is there any correlation between the title of this thread and women who make 800 word opening posts? Is the connection 'only in Amerika'?

Curious with a death-wish.

Watch it, Johnny--I have no problem knocking your zimmerframe right out from under you.

And no, the only men I've known who drank diet Coke/Pepsi compulsively were English. It is a universal plight of the human condition.

On the other hand, being able to start a thread with an 800-word post is not universal so much as a rare talent that I intend to continue to inflict on this board.

CorpPunk wrote: Watch it, Johnny--I have no problem knocking your zimmerframe right out from under you.

It's a time like this that I remember how much fun Jim was.

CorpPunk wrote:There's just something wrong with it

Actually, on reflection you could have a point

Johnny M wrote:

CorpPunk wrote:There's just something wrong with it

Actually, on reflection you could have a point

ruffers wrote: b) It tastes better and doesn't coat my teeth with what feels like a centimetre thick coating of goo.

Yep. Don't like my teeth feeling sticky.

d00mw0lf wrote:

ruffers wrote: b) It tastes better and doesn't coat my teeth with what feels like a centimetre thick coating of goo.

Yep. Don't like my teeth feeling sticky.

i dont want to puke ...so i'll drink regular coke or something like that, because I think this artifical sweet tastes like shi...
btw I only drink coke when i'm @ mc donalds
...dont feel offended

I'd rather drink water but then again I'd rather have Guinness

d00mw0lf wrote:

ruffers wrote: b) It tastes better and doesn't coat my teeth with what feels like a centimetre thick coating of goo.

Yep. Don't like my teeth feeling sticky.

I guess this marks the difference between people who brush their teeth, and those who just try to "suck" them clean.

That's it, the inspiration I've been looking for. I can't thank you enough...


"Tooth Hoover" patent here we come

You can't count Irn Bru (Diet or not) in with this!

It's a hangover cure!

fruit juice!

CorpPunk wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:

ruffers wrote: b) It tastes better and doesn't coat my teeth with what feels like a centimetre thick coating of goo.

Yep. Don't like my teeth feeling sticky.

I guess this marks the difference between people who brush their teeth, and those who just try to "suck" them clean.

Have you ever tried to brush your teeth in a library? they just don't think do they?

hallucienate wrote:half diet/half regular.

JB: I'll tell you what I want. Um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?

Drive-thru guy: Six piece McNuggets.

JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin' to...

Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.

Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...

JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets...

smiscandlon wrote:

hallucienate wrote:half diet/half regular.

JB: I'll tell you what I want. Um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?

Drive-thru guy: Six piece McNuggets.

JB: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin' to...

Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?

JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.

Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...

JB: Put two of them up your ass, and give me four Chicken McNuggets...

well done.

note: JB mentioned here is not James Blast

hallucienate wrote: note: JB mentioned here is not James Blast

Git!

If you weren't 6' 5" and a goth ( ) in denial, we would be having some serious words.

But the 'JB' quote sounds very remeniscent of the Jack Nicholson Diner Scene fron 'Five Easy Pieces'?

Diet drinks? Nah.

But then, I gave up on the fizzy stuff years ago. Just found it too sweet.

Water and fruit juice for me these days. And I do feel (slightly) better for it.

But I was always ridiculously skinny. Such is life.

andymackem wrote: But I was always ridiculously skinny. Such is life.

I always was. I'm just not any more