Heartland

My head is 22 1/2 inches around. Beat that.

You really are busy today.

Nutter.

That's jealousy, that is.

Nope. It means I forgot to bring my tape measure to work. How remiss of me. I'll measure up when I get home.

Anything to humour the nutter.

CorpPunk wrote:My head is 22 1/2

You win, mine is only 12 inches

I thought this was gonna be a thread about breasts

*contemplates going to get a tape measure*

hallucienate wrote:I thought this was gonna be a thread about breasts

*contemplates going to get a tape measure*

It could be. In which case, mine're still bigger than yours.

CorpPunk wrote:

hallucienate wrote:I thought this was gonna be a thread about breasts

*contemplates going to get a tape measure*

It could be. In which case, mine're still bigger than yours.

Ahem

CorpPunk wrote:

hallucienate wrote:I thought this was gonna be a thread about breasts

*contemplates going to get a tape measure*

It could be. In which case, mine're still bigger than yours.

I should hope so. My name isn't Bob.

As no one has come forth to challenge my girth*, I am forced to assume you are all puny-headed beings and will mostly likely be wiped out during the next particularly nasty frost.

"Look on my head, ye mighty, and despair!"



*Yes, that was difficult to type.

bubblehead

"I'm squashing your head!"

23. (inc. hair)

CorpPunk wrote:As no one has come forth to challenge my girth*, I am forced to assume you are all puny-headed beings and will mostly likely be wiped out during the next particularly nasty frost.

Mine's 21 5/8" round. Is girth the diamater or the circumference? I was having this discussion with a friend recently but we didn't know which it was. I thought circumference but I'm not sure.

d00mw0lf wrote:23. (inc. hair)

If I had a glove I would slap your cheek with it, you cur!

Andrew S wrote:Mine's 21 5/8" round. Is girth the diamater or the circumference? I was having this discussion with a friend recently but we didn't know which it was. I thought circumference but I'm not sure.

It's circumference:

From www.m-w.com

Girth
Middle English, from Old Norse gjorth; akin to Old English gyrdan to gird
1 : a band or strap that encircles the body of an animal to fasten something (as a saddle) on its back
2 a : a measure around a body <a man of more than average girth> b : SIZE, DIMENSIONS

23. (inc. hair) as well.

you may want to concede defeat before the rest of the night-shift arrive, CorpPunk

Oh good. I was freaking out about my 23-inch bonce there for a minute.

I do have a big head, in every sense...

Well, I could be wrong about my head measurement; I only used a ruler and a bit of string (and a bit of estimating). I, too, forgot my tape measure this morning.

The shame!

tsk! Silly corp...
You'll never join the 23-inch club thatta-way!

23 and no hair!

I believe I'm also a 23 incher

finaly found something with inches on. and to my choque my head appears to only be 22 inches (57cm) around.

and what the hell did you make Us do
imagen all of us measuring our heads like some fools

Not having a tape measure I'm going to have to give you my riding hat size, which is 6 and 7/8th's What that is I have no idea...I just believe what I'm told by money grabbing hat sellars

Thankfully, I have better things to do with my time than quantify my own skull.

For example, I'm currently laughing at a bunch of crazy people measuring their own heads.

CorpPunk wrote:As no one has come forth to challenge my girth*, I am forced to assume you are all puny-headed beings and will mostly likely be wiped out during the next particularly nasty frost.

"Look on my head, ye mighty, and despair!"



*Yes, that was difficult to type.

23in (exc hair).

Your day of reckoning and a bloody good, good kicking is just over the event horizon.

Aren't you the lucky one?