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1 2 3 4 Player       Sets Games Point 
3 - - - T Henman      -     -    40 
6 - - - J Nieminen    -     -    40
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I thought this was going to be a thread about
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About six years ago the number one British women's tennis player was a girl called Sam Smith. She looked exactly the same as Henman.

Never took him seriously after that.

Mind, I suspect a neutered kitten could probably challenge for the honour of Britain's leading women's tennis player.
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so its not about young Master Sinister?
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I thought it was going to be about... :innocent: :von:

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You have no idea, my darling. :von:

It seems this name is incontrovertibly linked to the dregs of humanity...
Cheers Henman, another one to rack up for the Defeat Team.
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Is now a good time to mention Ronnie Corbett and an 80s sitcom?
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andymackem wrote:Is now a good time to mention Ronnie Corbett and an 80s sitcom?
:notworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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personally i can't stand tennis.it's far too strenuous for me,and you have to start playing at the sort of age that i was playing with action man.

admittedly theres a certain...aesthetic to womens tennis.. :innocent:
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:personally i can't stand tennis.it's far too strenuous for me,and you have to start playing at the sort of age that i was playing with action man.

admittedly theres a certain...ascetic to womens tennis.. :innocent:
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Ah, the double fault :wink:
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Love it.
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Nearly court me out then.
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I like to cast my nets widely
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Don't get the 'ump, I re ckon we should let this one run, see if we can get the whole set.
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Just keep on ranting like this, and I'll give you so much dirty love you're going to need a new set of balls :twisted:

Who wants first service? :wink:



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Three at once. Hard to match that. But I'm game if you are.
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andymackem wrote:Three at once. Hard to match that. But I'm game if you are.
I'd done that :evil: Must be too subtle, although a whole volley of them in one sentence is the objective.
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Kinda weird, considering you peeps should be ace in the English language and all have a clear advantage over me, who has only some continental grip on the language. However, I expect this posting to be a break point in the thread.

Then again, if you deuce to continue, I warn you beforehand: I'll drive you nuts and slice you to pieces.

I will remain the one and only hot dog of the HeartLand umpire!

Oh my. :innocent:

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"Hot dog"?
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ruffers wrote:"Hot dog"?
http://www.britishtennis.com/newtotennis/glossary/ :innocent:

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Surely players using on-line dictionaries are guilty of a fault? Possibly even a code violation. It'll take a backhander to keep me quiet.
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