Heartland

It’s been a sweltering hot day in London. After returning to my countryside abode, I had a wonderfully, relaxing cold shower and slipped into something more comfortable. Sitting on the patio, sipping a cold one and determined to bask in the last hour of the suns rays, I felt relaxed. But y’know it was still too hot. In the end I had no option other than to remove my upper garment. After 10 minutes, my idyllic was broken by a subconscious thought and I glanced downwards. A grey chest hair. Closer examination revealed three grey chest hairs. Three plucks with the tweezers and three ‘ouches’ and I was back to my normal self. Fortunately, I was always a natural blonde as a child and as the hair has darkened with the passing of years, the onset of the grey hair has been camouflaged in the greater hirsute scheme of things. But, my conundrum at the moment is where else will I have to start checking for grey hairs and what can I do to rectify the tonal imbalance? I do appreciate that the issue of chest hair should be alien to the female members of the forum as it is a preservedly male domain (though I am as PC liberal as the next person) but any female advice or tips on my potential ‘collar and cuffs’ issue is greatly appreciated.

Let it go grey. ALL of it.

And call it silver. Revel in your new 'distinguished' status.

I may be alone here, as a female of the species, but I can't wait.
I'm gonna go for that "mad old bird" Patti Smith look.

As I've just trademarked Random Acts of Written Insanityâ„¢, I must insist you cease this style of posting immediately. If you have any questions, I can refer you to my solicitor.

Thank you,
CPeeved

Wot, me or him...?

I use the word "him" in its loosest possible sense of course, after all that estrogen-fuelled nonsense earlier!

Him! He knows of what I speak!

Johnny M wrote:It’s been a sweltering hot day in London. After returning to my countryside abode, I had a wonderfully, relaxing cold shower and slipped into something more comfortable. Sitting on the patio, sipping a cold one and determined to bask in the last hour of the suns rays, I felt relaxed. But y’know it was still too hot. In the end I had no option other than to remove my upper garment. After 10 minutes, my idyllic was broken by a subconscious thought and I glanced downwards. A grey chest hair. Closer examination revealed three grey chest hairs. Three plucks with the tweezers and three ‘ouches’ and I was back to my normal self. Fortunately, I was always a natural blonde as a child and as the hair has darkened with the passing of years, the onset of the grey hair has been camouflaged in the greater hirsute scheme of things. But, my conundrum at the moment is where else will I have to start checking for grey hairs and what can I do to rectify the tonal imbalance? I do appreciate that the issue of chest hair should be alien to the female members of the forum as it is a preservedly male domain (though I am as PC liberal as the next person) but any female advice or tips on my potential ‘collar and cuffs’ issue is greatly appreciated.

Grey chest hairs,thats fcukall,grey pubes now thats a shock! err, em ,or so i've heard .