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Lawyer Needed
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 20:57
by CorpPunk
I am in need of a solicitor to help me threaten an old man (currently known as Johnny M, and sporting a large amount of grey chest hair-- and no I haven't seen it you dirty bastards). If you enjoy frightening the elderly, please apply by sending a PM to my address. Include a CV and a recent photo. Measurements a plus, ethics optional.
Thank you,
CPenal
Edit: With no offense to Alice intended (I'm sure she's a very nice girl), boy lawyers are preferred. Ethics still optional.
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:03
by canon docre
I guess that's a job for Black Alice?
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:20
by James Blast
<sings>
'Who ya gonna call? Black Alice!"
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:23
by Obviousman
Yeah,
BA is part of the Lawyer-A Team
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:27
by Black Alice
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:32
by canon docre
It was just a test - if you really belong there....
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:33
by Johnny M
Yeh, but Corpy ain't. Sue the ravaging georgeous woman NOW!
@ Jen -
ha! ha!
I'll get you ...
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:33
by emilystrange
all you need to do is pick any item from the gallery.
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:34
by Obviousman
Re: Lawyer Needed
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:35
by Johnny M
CorpPunk wrote: sporting a large amount of grey chest hair-- and no I haven't seen it you dirty bastards
Jen, we have the photographs, we have the times, we have the places.
Marry me. Please.
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:36
by Black Alice
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:42
by James Blast
its that bloody trinity malarky again (I won't even qualify it with a cap 'T') Sir Barrington of Pudsey sort this one out, please
I think I musta got a blood transfusion infected with Type-O-Loki whilst in hospital, I was never like this before
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:43
by emilystrange
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:46
by canon docre
James Blast wrote:
Type-O-Loki
@BA: Definitely
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:51
by Black Alice
@canon docre -
@ James Blast - I'll stop now, promise - don't want to upset you when you've only just got back
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 21:51
by Johnny M
James Blast wrote:its that bloody trinity malarky again (I won't even qualify it with a cap 'T') Sir Barrington of Pudsey sort this one out, please
I think I musta got a blood transfusion infected with Type-O-Loki whilst in hospital, I was never like this before
Read a different post James. It's that simple.
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 22:09
by James Blast
"Ach Johnny, you really ill me."
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 22:17
by Black Alice
CorpPunk wrote: Edit: With no offense to Alice intended (I'm sure she's a very nice girl), boy lawyers are preferred. Ethics still optional.
No offence taken
I've read the other thread and I know what you're after
Good Luck in your search
Posted: 22 Jun 2005, 22:20
by CorpPunk
Black Alice wrote:CorpPunk wrote: Edit: With no offense to Alice intended (I'm sure she's a very nice girl), boy lawyers are preferred. Ethics still optional.
No offence taken
I've read the other thread and I know what you're after
Good Luck in your search
I'm after
legal representation, obviously.
Posted: 23 Jun 2005, 00:06
by Francis
Obviousman wrote:Couldn't be something I missed with my exams, could it
As I have long suspected, there appears to be a parallel universe in Room 101.
Posted: 23 Jun 2005, 12:11
by Karst
Posted: 23 Jun 2005, 12:34
by markfiend
I thought Mr Kilmister was the Chemistry and Pharmacology department, not legal.
Posted: 23 Jun 2005, 12:44
by Karst
No difference there then, judging by the current state of affairs in British judicial system
Posted: 23 Jun 2005, 15:01
by CorpPunk
*Bump*
Still taking applications!
Posted: 23 Jun 2005, 15:16
by Johnny M
CorpPunk wrote:*Bump*
Still taking applications!
No you're not!
