Heartland

...something i don't know.

deliberatley is actually spelt deliberately.

RicheyJames wrote:...something i* don't know.

The i* should be a capital letter.

The longest guitar solo in a top ten hit featured in Guns n Roses November Rain.

hallucienate wrote:deliberatley is actually spelt deliberately.

a typo. how embarrassing.

nick the stripper wrote:

RicheyJames wrote:...something i* don't know.

The i* should be a capital letter.

i think i covered that here.

3/10 must try harder.

you've got split ends

The Isle of Dogs was created from the earth dug out during construction of the London Underground.

Push the button connect the goddamn dots.

IZ.

Leeds is a nicer place to be than Hull.

Regardless of whether or not you know it, it's true.

Tony James is Quiffy's uncle.

My neck hurts.

How can I tell you something you don't know when I don't know whether you know something or not?

If you could furnish me with a list of everything you do know, I'll cross-reference with my knowledge and any of mine that you don't possess, I'll gladly pass on.

[patronise] 2 + 2 = 4 [/patronise]

Your missus is sleeping with the milkman

a quick tug on your vang strap allows you to point higher

There's nothing but the knife to live for.

Dark wrote:There's nothing but the knife to live for.

Everyone knows that

Andrew Eldritch lives in Bramley. His hobbies are watching hentai DVDs and cruising the streets of Leeds 13 in his mahoosive white Merc, picking up gulible young guitarists...

Yer old mates have all gone and got fat and now release records named after a certain brand of cranberry juice...



Who'da thunk those die-hard socialist loons would have gone all out for product placement?

Whilst having a fag break on Market Street my eye was caught by a middle-aged, shaven headed bloke in full buddhist-monk regalia, orange robes, orange flip-flops, even a fetching orange shoulder bag.

He walked up Market Street, and he went in the Orange phone shop.

All ginger people are descended from the same Russian couple.

Before domestication donkeys were an arboreal species.

ruffers wrote:All ginger people are descended from the same Russian couple.

I thought the "ginger gene" was from Denmark...?

There was some suggestion a while ago that the "ginger gene" was from Neanderthal Man; however, more recent phylogenetic analysis suggests that Homo neanderthalensis and H sapiens didn't interbreed, and their most recent common ancestor was probably late H erectus or H heidelbergensis.

The ever-reliable Mr. Fiend

Always First With A Factoid

And there's me thinking I was just making up absolute rubbish!