Heartland

A woman sitting at a restaurant in Boksburg suddenly began to cough while
eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became Apparent
that she was in real distress, and two locals at the next table turned to
look at her.

"Kan you like to swallow?", asked one.
The woman signalled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
"Kan you like to breathe?" asked the other.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'

With that, the first Boksburg dweller walked over to her, lifted up the Back
of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and Down
the woman's butt crack. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm
that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

The man slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another sip Of
his Klippies & Coke. His partner said in admiration, "Jislaaaik, I did Heard
of that Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I never did saw anybody done it before.."

tee and indeed hee