Limericks

[Francis]

And why not?

There was a young man from the Dogs
...

[Big Si]

who met colleen in the bogs....*


*that's a young lady he's meeting in rural ireland

[boudicca]

Escaping by rooftop, McCall
Swore arrogant vengeance on all.
But lions, ornamental
Caught his foot in their dentals,
And pride, as it's known, precedes fall.

and...

"I must learn" knawed the Earl at his knuckle,
"What's "Mony a mickle maks a muckle"",
He spared no expense,
But it still made no sense,
So he took to his wife with a buckle.


All my own work.

[Izzy HaveMercy]

And to continue the Big Man's Efforts:

There was a young man from the Dogs
Who met Colleen in the bogs

When all of a sudden...



IZ.

[James Blast]

he pulled out an orange

[boudicca]

BLAST!:evil:

The only thing I can think of to rhyme with "sudden" is PUDDIN...

This is turning out to be a Weegie limerick!

[James Blast]

and you, young lady
deserve a good skuddin'!

[Francis]

@Big Si & Izzy: Sterling work.

@James: That's gonna keep my chuckling all weekend.

@Boudicca: How about 'mudden'? Links nicely with Si's 'bogs'.

You're all doing very well!

[Andie]

and i thought that Markfiend was the only Geek around these parts

[Black Alice]

and i thought that Markfiend was the only Geek around these parts

Check out the geek test Delilah posted - I think you'll find that I am married to the geekiest man around these parts (he's here vicariously)

[Andie]

and i thought that Markfiend was the only Geek around these parts

Check out the geek test Delilah posted - I think you'll find that I am married to the geekiest man around these parts (he's here vicariously)

ahh yes...i remember that test...i failed i seem to have a life and freinds outside of cyberspace...

[Black Alice]

and i thought that Markfiend was the only Geek around these parts

Check out the geek test Delilah posted - I think you'll find that I am married to the geekiest man around these parts (he's here vicariously)

ahh yes...i remember that test...i failed i seem to have a life and freinds outside of cyberspace...

Show off

[James Blast]

There was a quiffed man from Pudsey...

[Andie]

isn't pudsey a one eyed bear?

[James Blast]

only in your sick, twisted dreams Andrew

[Andie]

that's not how the limerick goes!!

[James Blast]

yer right, it goes like this

[Andie]

if only it wasn't so true

[James Blast]

Johnny CC is so good. I adore the man.

meanwhile back in Gotham...

There was a quiffed man from Pudsey...

[Andrew S]

There was a young lady called Alice
Who peed in a Catholic chalice
She said, "I do this
From a great need to p*ss,
And not from sectarian malice!"

[Black Alice]

There was a young lady called Alice
Who peed in a Catholic chalice
She said, "I do this
From a great need to p*ss,
And not from sectarian malice!"

( )

[Andrew S]

There was a young lady called Alice
Who peed in a Catholic chalice
She said, "I do this
From a great need to p*ss,
And not from sectarian malice!"

( )

Nothing personal. Honest!

[Black Alice]

There was a young lady called Alice
Who peed in a Catholic chalice
She said, "I do this
From a great need to p*ss,
And not from sectarian malice!"

( )

Nothing personal. Honest!

I'm sure

[eastmidswhizzkid]

And to continue the Big Man's Efforts:

There was a young man from the Dogs
Who met Colleen in the bogs

When all of a sudden...

IZ.

his leg (which was wooden)....


(best i could come up with apart from "he slipped her a good 'un" )

[Francis]

Well I started it, so I'm the editor:

There was a young man from the Dogs
Who met Colleen in the bogs
When all of a sudden
He slipped her a good 'un

Anyone got a punchline?