Heartland

Well,getting ready to go to a pish[most likley]wedding reception,full of chavs and farmers,fcukin'great! ,conversation will be this springs terrible lambing weather and some prick called kevins citreon saxos body kit .I truly hope no other Heartlanders are being put through torture like this tonight .I can almost hear the disco,robbie williams,kylie and chirpy chirpy fcukin'cheep cheep!
PLEASE wish me good luck and god speed!

Tell your missus her arse looks fat in that outfit. Should get you out of going.

an stay awa frae thay sheep!

sounds awful - Good Luck.

Do what we usually do in these situations - get really drunk Although the last time we did that Paul and I ended up dancing to Abba

only Gimme, Gimme, Gimme is alowed round here Alice

James Blast wrote:only Gimme, Gimme, Gimme is alowed round here Alice

........and it wasn't that

scotty wrote: PLEASE wish me good luck and god speed!

good luck, hope you are having fun somehow! I've survived 2 hours of kiddies party today - lots of screaming kids, going mad in a tiniest bouncy castle and a bunch of gossiping mums... what a pleasure My child had fun though!
@ Black Alice - Dancing Queen?

@ Black Alice - Dancing Queen?

Clever girl

Black Alice wrote:

@ Black Alice - Dancing Queen?

Clever girl

I only know because it happened to me too on a few (drunken) occassions!

nothing shameful about dancing to ABBA

everytime they're played...i'm dancing...

meet Burn oor resident Dancing Queer















ye ken ah'm only jestin' Andie

James Blast wrote:meet Burn oor resident Dancing Queer

















ye ken ah'm only jestin' Andie

I was going to ask if that was a typo then realised that with an "n" or an "r" it was just as bad/ funny

now you'd better stand clear James

i've been caught dancing to Duran Duran, ABC and The Human League...Dead Or Alive and even Divine (so you think you're a man but you're only a boy)...

being straight in a gay club is wonderful fun!!...now i understand why i like it here!!

Hell! I think Go West's first album is a classic. Duran Duran have no shame attached to them whatsoever, even to this day.
Spandex Woolies however...

*stands back to let the boys sort this out*

James Blast wrote:Hell! I think Go West's first album is a classic. Duran Duran have no shame attached to them whatsoever, even to this day.
Spandex Woolies however...

i draw the line at the pandex boys...and the takethatandpartylads...

can we all sing along to Living In A Box now?...

no

but then you must remember Johnny M Hates Jazz, non?

.......but now I've got that song in my head Quick - put some Sisters on - drown it out

James Blast wrote:but then you must remember Johnny M Hates Jazz, non?

i do...but i dunno if he does

Woke up this morning, closed in on all sides, nothing doing
I feel resistance as I open my eyes, someone's fooling
I've found a way to break through this cellophane line
'Cause I know what's going on in my own mind

Am I living in a box, am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box, am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box

Life goes in circles, around and around, circulating
I sometimes wonder what's moving underground, I'm escaping
I've found a way to break through this cellophane line
'Cause I know what's going on in my own mind

Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box, woh oh

(Living)
I can't stand another (living), oh oh
(Living)
Woh, oh oh

I've found a way to break through this cellophane line
'Cause I know what's going on in my own mind

Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box (living)
Am I living in a box (living), am I living, am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living, am I living, am I living
Am I living, am I living, am I living
(Am I living in a box) am I living, am I living
(Am I living in a cardboard box) am I living
(Am I living in a box) am I living, am I living
Am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box

calls Andrew a poodle poker, then runs away...

Burn wrote:Woke up this morning, closed in on all sides, nothing doing
I feel resistance as I open my eyes, someone's fooling
I've found a way to break through this cellophane line
'Cause I know what's going on in my own mind

Am I living in a box, am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box, am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box

Life goes in circles, around and around, circulating
I sometimes wonder what's moving underground, I'm escaping
I've found a way to break through this cellophane line
'Cause I know what's going on in my own mind

Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box, woh oh

(Living)
I can't stand another (living), oh oh
(Living)
Woh, oh oh

I've found a way to break through this cellophane line
'Cause I know what's going on in my own mind

Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box (living)
Am I living in a box (living), am I living, am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living, am I living, am I living
Am I living, am I living, am I living
(Am I living in a box) am I living, am I living
(Am I living in a cardboard box) am I living
(Am I living in a box) am I living, am I living
Am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box

Thanks - that really helps

*turns up volume on cd player - sod the neigbours *

NB - I live in a detached house - they can't hear us ......... honest

Tart!
I'm still in a semi, of the bungalow variety of course

James Blast wrote:calls Andrew a poodle poker, then runs away...

i'm sure there's a response to this kinda thing....


but i'll be buggered if i can think of it!!