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I currently have not one, but two full grown cats on my lap, this is making it very difficult to reach the keyboard. I hate to think what is gonna happen when I need to go to the bathroom

Suggestions?

you need a cat-theter.




I'll get my coat...

or a catapult

lazarus corporation wrote:you need a cat-theter.

I think I might be able to help you there!

IZ.

<---- click for the thread that answers this problem.

tut

stab them









and I really do have a catheter which is driving me mental!

are we to asume that the cats have taken control of your very life force?...


or have you just decided to shut down your puter and stroke your pussies!

hallucienate wrote:I currently have not one, but two full grown cats on my lap, this is making it very difficult to reach the keyboard. I hate to think what is gonna happen when I need to go to the bathroom

Suggestions?

Well you must have a large lap or small cats. When mine sits on my lap, he hangs over the edges - and he ain't fat! When I need to get up, I just tell my cat this. He's heard it so many times, he understands and (reluctantly) jumps off my lap.

Andrew S wrote:When I need to get up, I just tell my cat this. He's heard it so many times, he understands and (reluctantly) jumps off my lap.

Gawd I love it when you're domineering!
Catburger a'la Blast! on Thursday?

James Blast wrote:

Andrew S wrote:When I need to get up, I just tell my cat this. He's heard it so many times, he understands and (reluctantly) jumps off my lap.

Gawd I love it when you're domineering!
Catburger a'la Blast! on Thursday?

Actually the trick is to speak to your cat very nicely, otherwise he doesn't move. And veggieburgers are getting more appealing by the minute!

hallucienate wrote:I currently have not one, but two full grown cats on my lap, this is making it very difficult to reach the keyboard. I hate to think what is gonna happen when I need to go to the bathroom

Suggestions?

Have you tried Pampers?

My cat always sleeps on my Laptop. She likes the heat I guess, but it's hard to type with a cat on half of the keyboard

Cats just tend to do that. Open a book or a magazine - and you have a cat jump up and have a seat in the middle of it just as if it was a throne set up for this particular reason. Put a fresh dry folded towel or tablecloth or linen on a shelf, turn around for a few seconds - and there's the cat sat in the middle of it. Sit by the keyboard - there's the cat. There is no point in trying to fight it. All cats do that. The reason why I always type from work is that I share a house with 4 cats.

so much pussy on you, you can't move.
what's a guy to do

Fifteen posts before a pussy joke? Are we getting old or something...?

timsinister wrote:Fifteen posts before a pussy joke? Are we getting old or something...?

yeah, I guess so....

am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems...

and it's on topic still. what is going on?

Delilah wrote:am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems...

I hate dogs myself. And our next door neighbours has 2 Rottweilers

They say that the dogs are nice. Yeah, sure...

Delilah wrote:am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems...

I've been catphobic in my youth But now I'm over that, I guess...

I just still don't like the nails and all that...

Ah, well, I'm happy with my dog

Obviousman wrote:

Delilah wrote:am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems...

I've been catphobic in my youth But now I'm over that, I guess...

I just still don't like the nails and all that...

Ah, well, I'm happy with my dog

Nails?

I think you mean claws.

rian wrote:Nails?

I think you mean claws.

That sure does make it sound a lot more savage

Obviousman wrote:

rian wrote:Nails?

I think you mean claws.

That sure does make it sound a lot more savage

Yes. The eat and kill birds an mice, you know