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Boudicca Crosses The Alps...

Like Hannibal, if Hannibal had been travelling in a Toyota Corolla with Floodland on his CD player and Wet Wipes in the glove compartment. ;D

It's been quite some time since my glorious defeat of the Viking hordes at the Battle Of Bergen. I got the empire of Scandinavia, but now I'm turning my attentions to those pesky Krauts. Jawohl!

Germany and Austria, here I come!
First week I'm going to Heidelberg, home of the man, the legend, Dr. Gunther Von Hagens and his army of the undead... :von: :eek:

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...and a s**t-load of dead philosophers, apparently. Toll!

Then I'm off to Seefeld in Austria, to sit in a sauna for a week "because it's too hot outside". And to work on my tan... :innocent:

If I can conquer a nation of 7-foot-tall barbarian black metallers, then a bunch of pansies in lederhosen shouldn't present too much of a problem. ;D
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About that woo-ing thing, Boudicca...

A girl tackling the half of Europe in a Toyota Corolla has my attention indeed! ;D

Did a 10-day trip through Ireland in a Toyota Corolla meself; including the hellish drive to France, cross the North Sea by boat, and a drive-thru in England (the most BORING 550 km I did in me entire life!).

These cars are built to LAST! :twisted:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:About that woo-ing thing, Boudicca...

A girl tackling the half of Europe in a Toyota Corolla has my attention indeed! ;D
Well I'm going through Holland, Iz... normally I go through Belgium but I'm afraid this time if you want to WOO me, you'll have to make a little journey north yourself.

Yer missus would like that! :lol:

So, when I leave the boat at Rotterdam I'll keep my eye open for a spiky-haired guy with shades and a rose between his teeth. :wink:
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You mean Bono?
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There is a resemblance... :innocent: :von:

...and he was in Ireland... :eek:

Something you'd like to tell us, Iz?

;D
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boudicca wrote:There is a resemblance... :innocent: :von:

...and he was in Ireland... :eek:

Something you'd like to tell us, Iz?

;D
NOT in front of Hal and Johnny, no... :twisted:

BTW, skip the rose between teeth stuff. I'm allergic to pollen. I can bring a nice plastic one, tho. It sings 'Vertigo' when squeezed hard enough.

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:It sings 'Vertigo' when squeezed hard enough.

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So does Bono, by the way...

Before one of you smart-asses want to make witty comments :twisted:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:It sings 'Vertigo' when squeezed hard enough.

IZ.
So does Bono, by the way...

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:roll: You don't fool me by talking about "him" in the 3rd person Bo... I mean Izzy... :wink: :innocent:
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*IZ striking microphone poses*
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:*IZ striking microphone poses*
Just don't start harping on about 3rd World debt... :roll: :lol:
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Should've gone to Specsavers. :wink:
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boudicca wrote:So, when I leave the boat at Rotterdam

where are you departing from?...

tell me that it's not harwich international....please...say it's someplace else... :wink:
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Burn wrote:
boudicca wrote:So, when I leave the boat at Rotterdam

where are you departing from?...

tell me that it's not harwich international....please...say it's someplace else... :wink:
Kingston-Upon-Hull!

Home on Mr. Timsinister!
And John Prescott... :lol: :P :roll: ;D

The second most vile town I've ever seen after Dartford.
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Francis wrote:Should've gone to Specsavers. :wink:
UP YOURS!!!!

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Francis wrote:Should've gone to Specsavers. :wink:
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Stop making fun of me! :cry: :cry: :cry:

I'm telling on you. :P ;D
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boudicca wrote:
Burn wrote:
boudicca wrote:So, when I leave the boat at Rotterdam

where are you departing from?...

tell me that it's not harwich international....please...say it's someplace else... :wink:
Kingston-Upon-Hull!

Home on Mr. Timsinister!
And John Prescott... :lol: :P :roll: ;D

The second most vile town I've ever seen after Dartford.

phew...thats well far north of me...thanks the gods :wink: :lol:

oh...give those bloody foreigners some hell while you're conducting overlord operations 8)
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You go on alot of holidays B!

I am off to conquer Transylvania in November! :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:You go on alot of holidays B!

I am off to conquer Transylvania in November! :lol:
Poland and (hopefully)Norway again for me! And 2 of the sissies gigs of course! :D
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Delilah wrote:the sissies
nice one :lol: :notworthy:
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Thanks for associating me with the Kingston's most infamous inhabitant.

Take pictures, take hostages, take drugs, but do return in one piece. :wink:
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Delilah wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:You go on alot of holidays B!

I am off to conquer Transylvania in November! :lol:
Poland and (hopefully)Norway again for me! And 2 of the sissies gigs of course! :D
Where do you women get your money from? :innocent:
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Francis wrote: Where do you women get your money from? :innocent:
Don't forget I'm from Bearsden... :wink:
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Translation please Messrs Blast, Si or AndrewS.
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