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you read The Sun?

Scardwel wrote:you read The Sun?

Nah... I work in media monitoring.. come across all sorts of stuff...

They pay you to read The Sun?

They'd have to pay me if they wanted me to read it. Pay me an awful lot.

Nobody actually reads the Sun, surely. Except for the sport of course.

I get paid to read all kinds of crap.. and write about...

Oh how I laughed when I realised that Rubber & Plastics weekly wasn't an S&M magazine after all....

What exactly are you monitoring the media for?

Francis wrote:What exactly are you monitoring the media for?

Whoever wants our service.. i.e lazy companies that can't be bothered to read the newspapers themselves...

Gottdammerung wrote:http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005290511,00.html

Seemingly Pete Docherty swears by it

It's on my shopping list.

Chairman Bux wrote:It's on my shopping list.

You read newspapers? (Yes I know that the Currant Bun is stretching the term a little.)

I was under the impression that knowledge of all things passed to The Chairman through his Remote Viewing capabilities.

Or is The Chairman not, as I had assumed, an ascended master?

It's terribly bad for you, that stuff.














Have you seen the crap they put in cereals today?

markfiend wrote:

Chairman Bux wrote:It's on my shopping list.

You read newspapers? (Yes I know that the Currant Bun is stretching the term a little.)

I was under the impression that knowledge of all things passed to The Chairman through his Remote Viewing capabilities.

Or is The Chairman not, as I had assumed, an ascended master?

The Prophets lie.

Or Don’t believe the hype.

Chairman Bux wrote:The Prophets lie.

Or Don’t believe the hype.

Damn. I had this mental picture of a fortress deep in the Himalayas, with Yetis waiting on your every whim...

markfiend wrote:

Chairman Bux wrote:The Prophets lie.

Or Don’t believe the hype.

Damn. I had this mental picture of a fortress deep in the Himalayas, with Yetis waiting on your every whim...

What you can train a yeti to do is nothing compared to what you can train a llama to do.

And llama’s don’t tend to wander off and form their own bands.

Chairman Bux wrote: And llama’s don’t tend to wander off and form their own bands.

amusing name or no,Coco Rocks are quite disgusting.nowhere near as good as original coco pops,or my current favourite chocolate weetos.

as for the sun,even if it wasn't a fascist rag written for/by retards i wouldn't buy it after their "reporting" of the hillsboro' disaster.