Kisses for Sale
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 16:55
Tuppence.
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Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 16:57
* tumble weed *
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 17:01
Plus your 'buy it now' price is way too high.
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 17:09
I'll have two please. ^_^
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 17:09
You want us to kiss your tuppence? 
I'm in.
I'm in.
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 17:11
Sickos. Both of you.
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 17:32
*tosses 4p in...*
...Can you PM them cos I don't want everyone else watching!
...Can you PM them cos I don't want everyone else watching!
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 18:03
What on earth? 
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 18:30
I'm trying to raise money to pay for my airfare to London. Can you believe prices have gone up post-bombing?
Here's a sample:
P.s. Tongue costs extra.
Here's a sample:
P.s. Tongue costs extra.
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 18:35
any takers?
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 18:41
*raises hand*
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 18:42
@CorpPunk - I'd suggest asking for proof of age, as a matter of standard procedure.Dark wrote:*raises hand*
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 18:42
That's not a tuppence. Not in Yorkshire, anyroad.CorpPunk wrote: Here's a sample:
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 18:51
You betcha! Pucker up baby I'm in for a '10p mixture'
I'm in for a '10p mixture' Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 20:25
I'll give you five pence if you nip and get me a cuppa.
Dark, have you lost a few posts on the way or something?
Dark, have you lost a few posts on the way or something?
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 20:26
FFS Dave wrote:You want us to kiss your tuppence?
I'm in.
bastard!you beat me to it!
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 21:51
Ok, let's get serious here Corpy and blow away the chancers, and as much as I detest you, I'm prepared to offer you a whopping 50p.
Yep, 50p.
Ok, it may not buy you your plane ticket, but I'm sure it's enough to buy you one subway token to one stop towards Newark International. Little acorns.
But, as always there are conditions. The contract is as follows:
1. Should any issue begat from this congress, I have exclusive naming rights. How Biblical? 'Moses' sounds cool at the mo.
2. I sell the exclusive rights with 'OK!' and 'Hello!' in the UK and wherever they syndicate on the mainland.
3. You sell exclusive rights to the National Enquirer. But I do think 'My Baby Has Two Heads And The Beard Of Moses' will relegate you to page 17. Just a tip, but maybe that headline, in conjucntion with 'Stone Tablets' and plenty of 'Ouch' might work and push you forward towards the front page?
4. You agree NOT to use the words 'Johnny' and 'Like' in the same headline. My lawyers are watching.
Can't say fairer than that Corpy and in the interests of keeping the peace and going with the flow ... *cringe*
Yep, 50p.
Ok, it may not buy you your plane ticket, but I'm sure it's enough to buy you one subway token to one stop towards Newark International. Little acorns.
But, as always there are conditions. The contract is as follows:
1. Should any issue begat from this congress, I have exclusive naming rights. How Biblical? 'Moses' sounds cool at the mo.
2. I sell the exclusive rights with 'OK!' and 'Hello!' in the UK and wherever they syndicate on the mainland.
3. You sell exclusive rights to the National Enquirer. But I do think 'My Baby Has Two Heads And The Beard Of Moses' will relegate you to page 17. Just a tip, but maybe that headline, in conjucntion with 'Stone Tablets' and plenty of 'Ouch' might work and push you forward towards the front page?
4. You agree NOT to use the words 'Johnny' and 'Like' in the same headline. My lawyers are watching.
Can't say fairer than that Corpy and in the interests of keeping the peace and going with the flow ... *cringe*
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 21:55
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 22:44
What the hell does that mean?Black Alice wrote:
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 22:46
No idea - hit the wrong keyJohnny M wrote:What the hell does that mean?Black Alice wrote:
Just put it down to the heat and we'll move on Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 22:50
Christ! Now we have Emotional Vampyres living in the house.Black Alice wrote:No idea - hit the wrong keyJohnny M wrote:What the hell does that mean?Black Alice wrote:
It'll all end in goth. Not.
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 23:19
Is this the new Heartland Prostitute Service I've been hearing about?
What do I get if I buy you the ticket?
What do I get if I buy you the ticket?
Posted: 11 Jul 2005, 23:49
Knowing Corpy Nick, how about hospital? If you're lucky.nick the stripper wrote:Is this the new Heartland Prostitute Service I've been hearing about?
What do I get if I buy you the ticket?
Posted: 12 Jul 2005, 07:16
I'll up the bid to one shiny British pound.Johnny M wrote:Ok, let's get serious here Corpy and blow away the chancers, and as much as I detest you, I'm prepared to offer you a whopping 50p.
Although I really do look like this
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Is that a problem?
Posted: 12 Jul 2005, 07:33
*Hides in Mexico*Johnny M wrote:Knowing Corpy Nick, how about hospital? If you're lucky.nick the stripper wrote:Is this the new Heartland Prostitute Service I've been hearing about?
What do I get if I buy you the ticket?