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MacHeartland#3 The Return of Burns
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 19:58
by James Blast
well
Burn actually
Oor guid friend frae doon south is paying a vist to
oor capital and is popping through tae Glesga on Wednesday 10th August between the hours of 2pm and 9pm. I shall be there on the platform with some shortie, black bun, a bit of coal and a fish wrapped in a ribbon (they dae it in The Broons) to welcome him. A sesh of serious drinking will then ensue with some canapes at Boab's Brassiere or L'Cafe Tam.
As always I extend an invite to anyone who can be bothered tae get aff thir deid erses and actually attend.
More details will follow,
innat.
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 20:37
by scotty
What sort of day is WEDNESDAY! fur a sesh
!
Is this open to "Choochters"?
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 21:17
by Andie
destination disaster...i have no idea where those pubs are
and i'm sorry...but Wednesday is the only day i have free from the dreadded family before i shoot back down the M6 to sanity
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 21:23
by scotty
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 21:26
by Andie
you just did a quote of what i originally wrote...all you need to do now is highlight the crap you don't want and delete it...leaving behind the relevant [ quote="name" ] and closing [/ quote] to show the bit you need
try it on this post
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 21:43
by scotty
Burn wrote:scotty wrote:Burn wrote:
...all you need to do now is highlight the crap you don't want and delete it...leaving behind the relevant [ quote="name" ] and closing [/ quote] to show the bit you need
try it on this post
HEY-HAY,Now I feel like "Chief Brodie who just tied Quints knot on the "ORCA"
,better book a days holiday and get some money out the bank!
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 21:45
by boudicca
scotty wrote:
Is this open to "Choochters"?
Only if they can spell "teuchtars" right!
Am I even invited fellows...?
Or is there nae room fur an ureliable poash burd?
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 21:46
by James Blast
everyone who didn't attend St. Aloysius* is welcome
*
escape clause for Claire
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 21:49
by Andie
boudicca wrote:Am I even invited fellows...?
Or is there nae room fur an ureliable poash burd?
you may want to read your advice column before i answer that...but rest asured...you'd be most welcome...poash or not...
ye canny beat a spot of poash totty!...even when i live where i live and come from where i come from...ye canny beat it!
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 22:01
by boudicca
James Blast wrote:everyone who didn't attend St. Aloysius* is welcome
*
escape clause for Claire
What on God's
green earth makes you think I went there...?
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 22:02
by boudicca
"Bottle green", you understand.
They were very particular about that.
god they were a bunch of wankers
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 22:05
by scotty
boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.
They were very particular about that.
god they were a bunch of wankers
I do hope your talking about the "bottle green"wooly tights that posh school birds had to wear to school!
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 22:07
by Black Alice
boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.
They were very particular about that.
god they were a bunch of wankers
"bottle green" what
I only ask cos I went to an all girls school and we were
expected to wear the regulation bottle green "underwear"
(it was expected but it didn't happen
)
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 22:08
by Andie
Black Alice wrote:boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.
They were very particular about that.
god they were a bunch of wankers
"bottle green" what
I only ask cos I went to an all girls school and we were
expected to wear the regulation bottle green "underwear"
(it was expected but it didn't happen
)
another fetish bites the dust
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 22:17
by Black Alice
Burn wrote:Black Alice wrote:boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.
They were very particular about that.
god they were a bunch of wankers
"bottle green" what
I only ask cos I went to an all girls school and we were
expected to wear the regulation bottle green "underwear"
(it was expected but it didn't happen
)
another fetish bites the dust
Oh believe me - there is no way
anyone could have a fetish about
those pants.........but I won't go into details
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 22:22
by scotty
Black Alice wrote:
Oh believe me - there is no way
anyone could have a fetish about
those pants.........but I won't go into details
I do
, and please do
.
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 22:23
by Andie
Black Alice wrote:
Oh believe me - there is no way
anyone could have a fetish about
those pants.........but I won't go into details
you've worn them...i could only dream
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 22:25
by Obviousman
Burn wrote:Black Alice wrote:
Oh believe me - there is no way
anyone could have a fetish about
those pants.........but I won't go into details
you've worn them...i could only dream
Not of wearing them... Not really
Posted: 23 Jul 2005, 22:29
by Black Alice
Posted: 24 Jul 2005, 00:15
by James Blast
Pants
----> Coat
Posted: 24 Jul 2005, 00:17
by lazarus corporation
James Blast wrote:Pants
noun or verb?
Posted: 24 Jul 2005, 00:30
by James Blast
noun
Posted: 24 Jul 2005, 03:52
by Francis
boudicca wrote:Am I even invited fellows...?
I'm giving 10-1 that's a rhetorical question. Quiffy, what are Billy Hills offering this time?
Posted: 24 Jul 2005, 11:52
by boudicca
scotty wrote:boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.
They were very particular about that.
god they were a bunch of wankers
I do hope your talking about the "bottle green"wooly tights that posh school birds had to wear to school!
I am actually.
Not nice. Not nice at all.
Posted: 24 Jul 2005, 22:26
by Andie
boudicca wrote: I am actually.
Not nice. Not nice at all.
why is there a problem with your school uniform?...i only have memories of being dressed in black at school...white shirt (sometimes
) and a black and white tie...but mainly black with some decorations that the school frowned upon...and found decidely offensive
can't understand why everyone hates/hated their school uniform or dress code...i was quite happy
i think