Heartland

Mwah ha ha ha ha! My leetle children of the night!

I don't know, you bloody goffs. I can pop on here at 3 am and there's still someone around. I've got an excuse, I'm a mentalist.

Others may be indulging in a bit of the old "distance over time" . Or perhaps just enjoying one too many cups of Nescafe in the evening.

Maybe you are one of the undead.

Maybe you're a big girl's blouse, and afraid of the dark.

I want the HL nightshift to explain themselves HERE.

i'm nearly always here at this time of night.partly because of the...well -look at my username.the "....logic" is irrefutable.

also,this is the only time i can get on the 'pooter without: a.competition for its attentions from the kids b.getting accused of preferring HL to my missus (not true of course but pregnancy hormones fry brains) and c.not keep stopping to make dinner/help with homework/go on endless shopping errands etc.

plus i get to play what background music i like,regardless.
and actually hear it.

what brings you here at this hour B?
pissed the bed?

I've been awake for 2 hours now. I was asleep, but I woke up and found I couldn't move, I got really freaked out and started hearing noises all around me and I was sure someone was in the room with me. Next thing I remember is that I'm awake and sweating like a pig.

I looked it up on the internet and this is what had happened to me.

i don't sleep
so i don't dream
so i don't wake up sweating like a pig

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: i don't sleep
so i don't dream
so i don't wake up sweating like a pig

tried to get some sleep.got raging toothache.got up again.

*bonus* -(anything is a bonus when you've got toothache.)
i get to post the same reply on two threads;both relevant.my cup runneth fukking over!

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:what brings you here at this hour B?
pissed the bed?

Told you. I'm a mentalist.

Anyway I shouldn't be replying to this thread at 11 in the morning.

God. And you must all be on dail-up as well I presume.

Karst wrote:God. And you must all be on dail-up as well I presume.

Nope. Anyway no talking, I'm trying to sleep now.

boudicca wrote:

Karst wrote:God. And you must all be on dail-up as well I presume.

Nope. Anyway no talking, I'm trying to sleep now.

<sneaks up behind sleeping goth and pops crispbag loudly>

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

boudicca wrote:

Karst wrote:God. And you must all be on dail-up as well I presume.

Nope. Anyway no talking, I'm trying to sleep now.

<sneaks up behind sleeping goth and pops crispbag loudly>

Fine. Just don't sneak up behind me, while I'M sleeping, ok?

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt...

We're gearing up for the nightshift again, folks!

What brings you here in yer pyjamas?

i'm just off..

boudicca wrote:We're gearing up for the nightshift again, folks!

What brings you here in yer pyjamas?

Pajamas?

d00mw0lf wrote:

boudicca wrote:We're gearing up for the nightshift again, folks!

What brings you here in yer pyjamas?

Pajamas?

No!

(I don't think... )

Anyway it's still a wee bit early. When you pop back in here at 4am, D00meh, you'd better give us a darned good reason!

emilystrange wrote:i'm just off..

Yeh, so am I *cough*

What!?

i see... leave your coat where it is, Mr M, you're going nowhere.

bad boy.

Johnny M wrote:

emilystrange wrote:i'm just off..

Yeh, so am I *cough*

What!?

I don't know you tell me Mr. M...

boudicca wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:

boudicca wrote:We're gearing up for the nightshift again, folks!

What brings you here in yer pyjamas?

Pajamas?

No!

(I don't think... )

Anyway it's still a wee bit early. When you pop back in here at 4am, D00meh, you'd better give us a darned good reason!

Oh gawd... better start thinking of something now

d00mw0lf wrote:Oh gawd... better start thinking of something now

Being a go... I mean monochrome folk-punk is good enough for me!

that'll have to do then. There seems to be very little chance of anything interesting happening here until... I'd say Friday at the earliest :\

emilystrange wrote: bad boy.

Yep. And that's why you like me.

* senses a bloody good kicking out of cybersapce coming my way *

boudicca wrote: I don't know you tell me Mr. M...

Move along Claire. There's nothing to see here except maybe me being taken to hospital in an ambulance.

Typical Glasgow evening I'd assume?

d00mw0lf wrote:
that'll have to do then. There seems to be very little chance of anything interesting happening here until... I'd say Friday at the earliest :\

In which case you won't be wasting your time on HL!

Johnny M wrote:

boudicca wrote: I don't know you tell me Mr. M...

Move along Claire. There's nothing to see here except maybe me being taken to hospital in an ambulance.

Typical Glasgow evening I'd assume?

In a word... AYE!

I'm from the nice part of town though John .