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Am taking 30 + kiddies and their ponies on a pickernick ride. Went to check out the route yesterday round a place called Haverholme...stunning. Yesterday I saw a buzzard! several herons, enough pheasent to shake a mucky stick at, ikkle bunnies, moorhens and duckerlings, we think we saw a kingfisher - but who knows...squillions o hares. Did you know the Government are spending hundreds of thousands of pounds, tracking hares to see if there is a link between pesticide use and the number of hares? Nope me neither, there was a man with a f**k off big tv aerial following the collared hares. The amount of hares is proportional to the amount of foxes - and seeing as this is a shooting estate foxes are frowned upon....

and oooh saw a wild peacock and his girlie and her three chicks

Debaser - nature's friend

Have you been lurking in my back garden?

You've described where I'll probably end up after I die and all the s**t catches up with me. Long walks in the verdant countryside with a gaggle of kids? Just shoot me now...

timsinister wrote:You've described where I'll probably end up after I die and all the s**t catches up with me. Long walks in the verdant countryside with a gaggle of kids? Just shoot me now...

Oi! no taking the easy way out! theres people 'round ere who wanna meet you...
They wanna see if the legands are true...

Debaser wrote:Am taking 30 + kiddies and their ponies on a pickernick ride. Went to check out the route yesterday round a place called Haverholme...stunning. Yesterday I saw a buzzard! several herons, enough pheasent to shake a mucky stick at, ikkle bunnies, moorhens and duckerlings, we think we saw a kingfisher - but who knows...squillions o hares. Did you know the Government are spending hundreds of thousands of pounds, tracking hares to see if there is a link between pesticide use and the number of hares? Nope me neither, there was a man with a f**k off big tv aerial following the collared hares. The amount of hares is proportional to the amount of foxes - and seeing as this is a shooting estate foxes are frowned upon....

and oooh saw a wild peacock and his girlie and her three chicks

Debaser - nature's friend

i'ld noticed you tended to ramble...

timsinister wrote:You've described where I'll probably end up after I die and all the s**t catches up with me. Long walks in the verdant countryside with a gaggle of kids? Just shoot me now...

Ah Tim, you secretly long for it, I reckon...

(And I'm Nigella Lawson... )

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
i'ld noticed you tended to ramble...

Feck off you cheeky scrote!

So , to avoid accusations of rambling...I rode, it rained, no one fell off, we ate cake.

d00mw0lf wrote: They wanna see if the legands are true...

Legendary Lightweight? All too embarassingly true, as YOU full well know.

boudicca wrote:And I'm Nigella Lawson...

Steady on; you've given Nick and Dark quite enough to be going on with!

timsinister wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote: They wanna see if the legands are true...

Legendary Lightweight? All too embarassingly true, as YOU full well know.

boudicca wrote:And I'm Nigella Lawson...

Steady on; you've given Nick and Dark quite enough to be going on with!

I'd like to beat that woman to death with her own rolling pin...

timsinister wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote: They wanna see if the legands are true...

Legendary Lightweight? All too embarassingly true, as YOU full well know.

You know what the ladies think of you - I tried telling 'em, but they won't listen!

Ness, smack the pony from me.

rian wrote:Ness, smack the pony from me.

Harry was the perfect gentleman...no smaking necessary However, he was as wide as he was tall...and he was fekking huge! My thighs are screaming and my knees were lost about half an hour into the ride

I may have to resort to rubbing in of embrocation later this evening.

Debaser wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
i'ld noticed you tended to ramble...

Feck off you cheeky scrote!

So , to avoid accusations of rambling...I rode, it rained, no one fell off, we ate cake.

*ahem*... it was actually meant as a play on the word 'rambling';guess it doesn't work if you read your post properly and realise you were on a horse.

Debaser wrote:
...I rode, it rained, no one fell off, we ate cake.

Now That sounds great night !

Debaser wrote:

rian wrote:Ness, smack the pony from me.

Harry was the perfect gentleman...no smaking necessary However, he was as wide as he was tall...and he was fekking huge! My thighs are screaming and my knees were lost about half an hour into the ride

I may have to resort to rubbing in of embrocation later this evening.

Made me laugh anyway

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:

Debaser wrote:

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
i'ld noticed you tended to ramble...

Feck off you cheeky scrote!

So , to avoid accusations of rambling...I rode, it rained, no one fell off, we ate cake.

*ahem*... it was actually meant as a play on the word 'rambling';guess it doesn't work if you read your post properly and realise you were on a horse.

<<<< knew

Debaser wrote:

rian wrote:Ness, smack the pony from me.

Harry was the perfect gentleman...no smaking necessary However, he was as wide as he was tall...and he was fekking huge! My thighs are screaming and my knees were lost about half an hour into the ride

I may have to resort to rubbing in of embrocation later this evening.

(I'll tell Amanda about that)

Hope you had a top time with the 'little ickles'. My mind is elsewhere. And no, no there.

Johnny M wrote:Hope you had a top time with the 'little ickles'. My mind is elsewhere. And no, no there.

HA HA - I know that you won't falter.....

And I had a bloomin marvellous time. Days like this make me wonder why I gave it up...but then half way round and it started to p*ss down, I remembered