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How sad it is when you do a little bit of tidying up in the old pm box, when you realise that the Sent box is 49% full but the Inbox is only 21% full


YER ALL GITS!!!!

Am I? ME ME ME ME!

Ironing all done. In a cyber type way.

Johnny M wrote:Am I? ME ME ME ME!

I've been picking up tips Does it suit ME???

@ Debaser - how's the knee?......keep ice on it helps with swelling...getting up and down stars will hurt for 2-3 days (speaking from experience)

@John - are you at least in a good mood - ironing should relax you?

MB

Actually ice is not the answer...that's only immediately you do something....it need warmth, hence the rubbing linament.

There's nowt like a bit of Fiery Jack rubbed on me limbs

As always it suits. You're looking fab. Knackered thighs apart.

Johnny M wrote:As always it suits. You're looking fab. Knackered thighs apart.

I also smell DIVINE!!!



























Not the guy who John Waters loved - just a hint of eau de Ralgex

Johnny M wrote:As always it suits. You're looking fab. Knackered thighs apart.

I like a woman with "knackered thighs"!

Johnny M wrote: Knackered thighs apart.

*snikker*

I'm sure you smell as 'hansome' as when another oldie has to do it ...



Innit bollox to be old? With history?

Johnny M wrote:I'm sure you smell as 'hansome' as when another oldie has to do it ...



Innit bollox to be old? With history?

Anyone told you your soft soaping, is bollox?

Debaser wrote:

Johnny M wrote:I'm sure you smell as 'hansome' as when another oldie has to do it ...



Innit bollox to be old? With history?

Anyone told you your soft soaping, is bollox?

Yep. It says it on the label of the tin for those who bother to read it.

"I get nervous when she comes around"

Take a shower Ness. I know what Amanda smells after a day with the horses

title of thread: *sniff*
reply: no thank you! not if what rian says is true (and it is)

I smell GORGEOUS - I am known for my delectable smell, I have people running up to sniff me at Puressence gigs (all very disconcernting mind you...)

However, last night after a good seeing to with the Ralgex spray, I smelt like a rugby players dressing room.

A good rub-in with Deep Heat will sort you out. Just be careful what you touch afterwards.

[/schoolboy error]

Francis!
I think I can now make tapes into CDs, stay tuned Shriekback fans!

James Blast wrote:Francis!
I think I can now make tapes into CDs, stay tuned Shriekback fans!

The other day I saw a whole lot of Shriekback vinyls in a store, what do they actually sound like?

mutant bastards

Cool, perhaps I'll give those records a listen then

And as your taste in music is said to be impeccable, I'll hold you responsible for the consequences Mr. Blast

I resign

Debaser wrote:How sad it is when you do a little bit of tidying up in the old pm box, when you realise that the Sent box is 49% full but the Inbox is only 21% full


YER ALL GITS!!!!

Aww, PM on its way...

FFS Dave wrote:

Debaser wrote:How sad it is when you do a little bit of tidying up in the old pm box, when you realise that the Sent box is 49% full but the Inbox is only 21% full


YER ALL GITS!!!!

Aww, PM on its way...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You know we love you.

Chill.

am chilled...am too stingy with energy to be anything other than chilled