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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Francis
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f**k! I nearly shot my monitor. Yes, most disturbing. Thankyou.
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There's a lot of cat-lovers on this board... but I think even the most dedicated will find that a LITTLE weird... :eek: :eek: :eek:

It would be kinda groovy if there was some music in the background, it would look like he (she) was singing...

...no?





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Have you been talking to Timothy again?
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d00mw0lf wrote:Have you been talking to Timothy again?
She can go insane on her own quite well, without my input, my dear girl.
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You don't have to be mad to post here, but it helps... :innocent:
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cat's faces look like punk rock tennisballs anyway.
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d00mw0lf wrote:cat's faces look like punk rock tennisballs anyway.
You know I've always thought that...

:eek: :urff: :lol:
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d00mw0lf wrote:HAIRCUUUT!
And now a quote from Mr Alan Vega:

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM!"

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hands up which sad bastards have sat with their tongues on the screen ,"frenchy"-ing the cat? :urff: :twisted:
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:eek: Dude, that's nasty
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how does the cat get inside my flat screen monitor?
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:lol:

Very nice, though I'd preferred a dog to do that, it would've been done more efficiently with less licks :von:

@Hal: Remember the cat-in-a-bottle-site? :innocent:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:hands up which sad bastards have sat with their tongues on the screen ,"frenchy"-ing the cat? :urff: :twisted:
Nick shamelessly raises his hand.
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nick the stripper wrote:Nick shamelessly raises his hand.
Well at least that means it's somewhere we can see it! :lol: :wink:
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boudicca wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:Nick shamelessly raises his hand.
Well at least that means it's somewhere we can see it! :lol: :wink:
Yes, that hand is in the air, but where's the other one? :wink: :lol:
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Keep that for the pm's, nick :wink:
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markfiend wrote::eek: Dude, that's nasty
especially for the cat....
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Francis wrote:Aaawww!
:notworthy: How cute!
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