Heartland

...is in so many ways better than life here.

Exhibit A...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050729/80/foh9b.html

and as for the deeply arch sense of humour...

' (this is no) joint where clients are taken for a ride'.



And yet another reason why Berlin is such a fine and groovy city.

"Women weaken Legs"

FFS Dave wrote:...is in so many ways better than life here.

Exhibit A...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050729/80/foh9b.html

and as for the deeply arch sense of humour...

' (this is no) joint where clients are taken for a ride'.



And yet another reason why Berlin is such a fine and groovy city.

...has said it will install drive-in wooden "sex garages" in time for the tournament

with such classy entertainment in prospect, may I welcome you here for WC06?

canon docre wrote: with such classy entertainment in prospect, may I welcome you here for WC06?

Ms Docre, you can welcome me to your fair city anytime you please, of course, but unfortunately I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than follow the England team. I never could see myself in Burberry and Hackett.

Maybe Dortmunds 'sex garage' would be worth investigating though, World Cup or not.

I was gonna post this, but still.
Anyone up for a trip to Germany?

I read this in the evening paper on the way home tonight and did chuckle.

Imagine the conversation ...

"Fancy the Portugal v Sweden game tonight at the Olympic stadium?"

"Ok, but I'm going for a shag at half-time ..."

"You''ve only got 15 minutes ..."

"Umm ... I only need 3 ...if I'm on form ..."

@ Jess - What was it about 'new jobs on the horizon ..?'

* OK, I'm running away very, very fast ....*

Johnny M wrote: @ Jess - What was it about 'new jobs on the horizon ..?'

* OK, I'm running away very, very fast ....*

However fast you run, my money's on the girl in the truck.

FFS Dave wrote:

Johnny M wrote: @ Jess - What was it about 'new jobs on the horizon ..?'

* OK, I'm running away very, very fast ....*

However fast you run, my money's on the girl in the truck.

Y'know? I think you're right!

Whoops! A 'goth' death ...

Tragic.

No kissing please. We're professionals.

Johnny M wrote:

FFS Dave wrote:

Johnny M wrote: @ Jess - What was it about 'new jobs on the horizon ..?'

* OK, I'm running away very, very fast ....*

However fast you run, my money's on the girl in the truck.

Y'know? I think you're right!

Whoops! A 'goth' death ...

Tragic.

Whatever death I'll be holding for you, Johnny, don't expect it to be as quick and painless.

*hastening back to garage, waiting for innocent englishmen*

So why name it after a virgin goddess? I sense a trade descriptions issue looming.

Investment company?

Apparently the mayor said "We don't need this." Why, does he already have a system in place or something?

Dark wrote:I was gonna post this, but still.
Anyone up for a trip to Germany?

I've got a ticket to Berlin already

timsinister wrote:Investment company?

Apparently the mayor said "We don't need this." Why, does he already have a system in place or something?

Yes, this is a bloody satanic answer with too many meanings... Maybe they have a better plan? Maybe he doesn't need... and so on.
Anyway, he didn't say: It's a wong idea.

Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.

rian wrote:Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.

@pikkrong: no, our mayor doesn't need any brothels. At least none filled with women.

rian wrote:Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.

I forgot to say I will go to a poetry slam. Do you suggest I should give free condoms to the audience? I think it would be a bit cheap trick to be popular

canon docre wrote:
@pikkrong: no, our mayor doesn't need any brothels. At least none filled with women.

Oh yeah, I've been told you have a wonderful Zoo in Berlin

pikkrong wrote:

rian wrote:Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.

I forgot to say I will go to a poetry slam. Do you suggest I should give free condoms to the audience? I think it would be a bit cheap trick to be popular

Well, if you're still searching for a place to stay, it would at least give you an air of reliability.

canon docre wrote:

pikkrong wrote:

rian wrote:Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.

I forgot to say I will go to a poetry slam. Do you suggest I should give free condoms to the audience? I think it would be a bit cheap trick to be popular

Well, if you're still searching for a place to stay, it would at least give you an air of reliability.

They told me I don't have to worry about a place to stay but they said no word what kind of place it will be...

pikkrong wrote:

canon docre wrote:

pikkrong wrote: I forgot to say I will go to a poetry slam. Do you suggest I should give free condoms to the audience? I think it would be a bit cheap trick to be popular

Well, if you're still searching for a place to stay, it would at least give you an air of reliability.

They told me I don't have to worry about a place to stay but they said no word what kind of place it will be...

throwing condoms will surely give you a few more options to choose.