Heartland

You! Yes, you!

Sit up straight!
Look lively!
Tuck your shirt in!
Spit that chewing gum out into the bin IMMEDIATELY!
For the love of all that is holy stop SCRATCHING yourself!
Don't think I can't see what you're up to back there...
Do as you're told!

And for god's sake, GET A HAIRCUT!*

(Timsinister is exempt from this one...)

Time to whip this place into shape!

When's Miss Ems coming back? I don't like this teacher. Hot as she is.

Get a hair cut?

But I was just about to grow it

how can she see from THERE

Ha! Another hair thread Claire ...you complete and utter w@nker!

Good work there. I like a nice tidy messageboard.

Johnny M wrote:Ha! Another hair thread Claire ...you complete and utter w@nker!

I WILL not have any more of your foul language young man!

(I use the word "young" in its loosest possible sense you understand )

Don't ya just LOVE a srtict,powerfull Woman!

Since when did loosest mean "opposite"?

Motz wrote:Get a hair cut?

But I was just about to grow it

Actually, I must admit I'm partial to a longer-haired gent.
So perhaps we can let this one go.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING SOFT!

It's more an atitood. Ship-shape and Bristol fashion - I think...

boudicca wrote:

Motz wrote:Get a hair cut?

But I was just about to grow it

Actually, I must admit I'm partial to a longer-haired gent.

Timothy, it's your lucky day

If she didn't think you were gay, that is

*hopes he's remembered the right people for this particular in-joke*

boudicca wrote:
And for god's sake, GET A HAIRCUT!*

Time to whip this place into shape!

I had one this week actually... after many, many years of saying NO to hairdressers. My hair was almost as long as I (or, more precise, half as long as I) and it became a bit unpractical, so my baby just cut off half of it. It's still long hair, but it doesn't feel that way...yet!

So, better watch out what you're asking/wishing for...

Motz wrote:

boudicca wrote:

Motz wrote:Get a hair cut?

But I was just about to grow it

Actually, I must admit I'm partial to a longer-haired gent.

Timothy, it's your lucky day

If she didn't think you were gay, that is

You haven't seen what they did to his be-sideburned mop then?
He went and got a "Jamie Theakston" for a dare...

Which is why he's exempt from this last rule. He has virtually no hair left to cut!

boudicca wrote:You! Yes, you!

Sit up straight!
Look lively!
Tuck your shirt in!
Spit that chewing gum out into the bin IMMEDIATELY!
For the love of all that is holy stop SCRATCHING yourself!
Don't think I can't see what you're up to back there...
Do as you're told!

And for god's sake, GET A HAIRCUT!*

(Timsinister is exempt from this one...)

Time to whip this place into shape!

sit up straight -you'ld be impressed at my erect and rigid posture
look lively - if you mean being unable to stop talking or twitching,i'm there!
tuck your shirt in -not while there's breath in my body....
spit that chewing gum out -only if you crash us a fag/roll it for me.
stop scratching -why?is it making you itch?
do as you're told -depends what the punishment is for very NAUGHTY boys!?
...and haircuts are for people with hair
-do i get a prize now?

EMWK, the "Currently Lusting Over" thread is a few rows down from here

eastmidswhizzkid wrote: -do i get a prize now?

There's a special one for you Mr. Sorted-for-east-mids-Whizz....


Stop putting up the kind of avatars that make a perfectly sensible woman with good taste in music want to start singing "Ebeneezer Goode"!

boudicca wrote:Stop putting up the kind of avatars that make a perfectly sensible woman with good taste in music want to start singing "Ebeneezer Goode"!

I never knew that they packaged paradoxical situations in Jpeg form

Motz wrote:

boudicca wrote:Stop putting up the kind of avatars that make a perfectly sensible woman with good taste in music want to start singing "Ebeneezer Goode"!

I never knew that they packaged paradoxical situations in Jpeg form

Have you seen it? It would turn the sanest individual into a RAVING lunatic...

Certainly beats the potential side effects of an E

Motz wrote:Certainly beats the potential side effects of an E

Sitting staring into a computer screen going "E's are good, E's are good" is hardly preferable...

Not that I have been doing that, you understand. Oh no. I'm just suggesting it might have that effect on SOME people...

Back to my original point...

NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES ON THIS BOARD EITHER!

*watches in dismay as half of Heartland file out*

Is Quiffy on holidays or what?

He's losing the place to bossy she*ales!

Eh...females I mean...

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Is Quiffy on holidays or what?

He's losing the place to bossy she*ales!

Eh...females I mean...

IZ.

He'd better watch out

I take my orders from above...

boudicca wrote:Back to my original point...

NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES ON THIS BOARD EITHER!

*watches in dismay as half of Heartland file out*

Are we still allowed typos then?

I'm looking at you, Johnny

And not because you're f*cking gorgeous