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So I've just been looking for my car keys.

Markfiend thinks: I'll just put this down to look in my jacket pockets.

The this I put down?

My car keys.

My classic is hunting high and low thinking 'where's my shades? where's my shades?' getting more and more frustrated.

Until I pass a mirror, glance and then realise I've been wearing them for the past three hours.

A constant cross to bear for the indoor/night-time shade wearer.

I once asked my girlfriend if she had seen my girlfriend around somewhere.

I kid you not.

IZ.

and was she your girlfriend much longer?

Where's that green emoticon sheding tears of laughter and banging his little fist?
Well, I once tried to open the fridge with my office keys, and I felt slightly annoyed seeing that there's no lock on the door to put the keys in.
Some time later I tried to open the lift doors with the same keys.

_emma_ wrote:Where's that green emoticon sheding tears of laughter and banging his little fist?

That one?

I've seen him on DeviantART too. Maybe he's a laughing artist?

Or this one?

IZ.

markfiend wrote:

_emma_ wrote:Where's that green emoticon sheding tears of laughter and banging his little fist?

That one?

Yes, exactly.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:I once asked my girlfriend if she had seen my girlfriend around somewhere.

I kid you not.

Ah, but was it age or drink to blame...?

At work we each have a magnetic pass to get in certain rooms for security reasons. I cannot tell you the number of times I reach for my pass to go in the bathroom (one of the few rooms where they haven't yet installed a detector)!

boudicca wrote:

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:I once asked my girlfriend if she had seen my girlfriend around somewhere.

I kid you not.

Ah, but was it age or drink to blame...?

Momentary insanity was to blame, I guess

IIRC it was somewhere in a sauna complex where swimsuits were not allowed.

IZ.

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:IIRC it was somewhere in a sauna complex where swimsuits were not allowed.

Fuckin' !!!

The plot thickens!

I can't blame age for this one...

When I was 17 and in my first car, I picked my girlfriend up and stopped at the petrol station. As I got out I said 'I'm just going to put £5 in!' [which was alot in those days, honest!].
I went to the fuel cap, removed it, slid 5 one pound coins in, got back in the car, drove off, and enquired 'What?' at the vacant expression on her face.

Then, it dawned

Nothing exploded then, culprit?

having run out of fags one morning and having no time to buy any on the way to work,i smoked the last half of a spliff from the night before whilst running to work.
in a complete daze i sat down and started to check a file of work that i thought had been done by a girl i was training.looking through it i saw it hadn't even been started.it was only then i realised not only was this not her work,but i wasn't even sat at my own desk.in fact i had got out of the lift on the wrong floor,and gone to my old desk where i had worked before moving to staff training.

I have put shopping that was supposed to go into the freezer in the cooker, only to find it all defrosted several hours later
"I know, I'll just cook that pizza for tea - argh!"

I often stand up to do stuff (eg. getting something out of the fridge), but when I stand up, I've completely forgotten what I was standing up for, though only 5 seconds before I was thinking 'I have to go and do ... '

Very enervating

My mother calls them "CRAFT" moments...

As in, Can't Remember A Fucking Thing



And I seem to be having more and more of them...





Edit... ooh, look how I got round the sweary-filter! Quiff!

Obviousman wrote:I often stand up to do stuff (eg. getting something out of the fridge), but when I stand up, I've completely forgotten what I was standing up for, though only 5 seconds before I was thinking 'I have to go and do ... '

Very enervating

I do that. Am I old now?

ok. I was in the pub the other week.
someone said "so what did you do last weekend"

had a complete CRAFT moment. very embarrising.

anyone else get that
(specifically when in a pub at the end of a long week?)

timsinister wrote:Nothing exploded then, culprit?

The only things exploding were the brain cells, Tim
Actually, that must have been the start of it, mmm.

I've never done anything stupid.....................


Stop fecking laughing.

Motz wrote:

Obviousman wrote:I often stand up to do stuff (eg. getting something out of the fridge), but when I stand up, I've completely forgotten what I was standing up for, though only 5 seconds before I was thinking 'I have to go and do ... '

Very enervating

I do that. Am I old now?

I don't know, I'm only 21 myself, so

Yesterday I had another good one of those, by the way... While going to the bathroom before going to bed, all of a sudden I realised I had bought shaving foam in the morning and did not put it away yet...

I went all over the place and did not find it anywhere, then when I passed through the bathroom door for the third time (and actually had already given up) I noticed it standing there, at the exact place where I started thinking about it

I hope things do not get worse

What was the question?