Heartland

Tonight's front page headline ..?

Sisters In Court Over Bombs

A slight case of...?
I feel bad now!

Ah, so what did their review say?

Wednesday's was something like "Plane Crash Shock" on those fliers they have on the paper stands.

A fan?

Jihad...

Johnny M wrote:Tonight's front page headline ..?

Sisters In Court Over Bombs

My friendly newsagent gave me the flysheet for my new icon (left).

Alexander

wtf? oh PLEASE...it is too good to be true? HL under the gun....PLEASE let the OBJECTION! begin.

I hope no fan!

MB

boudicca wrote:Jihad...

what's my dog got to do with it...?

lex3000 wrote:

Johnny M wrote:Tonight's front page headline ..?

Sisters In Court Over Bombs

My friendly newsagent gave me the flysheet for my new icon (left).

Alexander

Found in Possession of dangerous materials?

Sorry the quote thing sucks....indeed why bring the dogs and the pigs into this?

@ts - we are the same sort and I YOU.

Funny how planes have been flying slightly low over my garden...do I blame that fact on my neighbours too

Prove it in any law and then come to my chambers...whoever you are and please let me have my day......any day is my day....because of my right in this country as my own and then try and do your little satelite thing!

Let them TRY...I know all the ins and outs.....

MB always and forever.

timsinister wrote:

lex3000 wrote:

Johnny M wrote:Tonight's front page headline ..?

Sisters In Court Over Bombs

My friendly newsagent gave me the flysheet for my new icon (left).

Alexander

Found in Possession of dangerous materials?

In which country and what was so dangerous?

MadameButterfly wrote: Sorry the quote thing sucks....indeed why bring the dogs and the pigs into this?

it was a joke, relating to a newspaper headline about the recent london bombings. the police have arrested a couple of suspects, and they are sisters.

not the sisters. just sisters.

i guess something was lost in the translation there...

MadameButterfly wrote:

timsinister wrote:

lex3000 wrote: My friendly newsagent gave me the flysheet for my new icon (left).

Alexander

Found in Possession of dangerous materials?

In which country and what was so dangerous?

this also is a joke. he's laughing at the connection between sisters with bomb-making chemicals and the sisters with drugs.

wow, some stuff really does not work when there's a language barrier does it?!?

@ MB:dont worry. we're not getting at you, or even at von. its just a joke. trust us, some stuff is funny if you understad the references... go with it

oh....thank the stars for that....been a mind boggle if any the last few weeks but I do hang in there even if it is by my wings.

Sigh...have had to change my avatar a few times....and get down to the MadameButterfly things but do remember *head is in the stars but feet always on the ground*.

YOU'LL see...and I love your monkey.

MB

MadameButterfly wrote: YOU'LL see...and I love your monkey.

There's a dirty joke in there somewhere...

Quiff Boy wrote: this also is a joke. he's laughing at the connection between sisters with bomb-making chemicals and the sisters with drugs.

wow, some stuff really does not work when there's a language barrier does it?!?

@ MB:dont worry. we're not getting at you, or even at von. its just a joke. trust us, some stuff is funny if you understad the references... go with it

Sir Quiff Boy of the Foreign Office!

Boudicca wrote:There's a dirty joke in there somewhere...

Even if there isn't, I'm sure you could insert one...

while we're at it:-

boudicca wrote:...Jihad

i wrote:whats my dog got to do with it...?

then madame butterfly wrote:why bring the dogs........into it?

this was a little joke for my own amusement (saddo!) as my dog's called Jihad.
actually -in pedigree tradition (not that she is pedigree)- her full name is ''The Phantom Jihad Two...Five...Zero...Zero...Zero...Death To The Oppressor!'' but you can't fit that on her name-tag and it's a bit of a gobfull to be shouting in the park

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:while we're at it:-

boudicca wrote:...Jihad

i wrote:whats my dog got to do with it...?

then madame butterfly wrote:why bring the dogs........into it?

this was my attempt at a joke (to myself) -my dog's called Jihad.
actually her full name is ''The Phantom Jihad Two...Five...Zero...Zero...Zero...Death To The Oppressor!'' but you can't fit that on her name-tag and it's a bit of a gobfull to be shouting at t'park

Don't people give you an odd look whenever you're angry at your dog and shout Jihaaaaaad!

I know my parents once had dogs (before my days) called Ahmed and Mustafa... When sitting on a terrace with some arabians/moroccans/whatever next to you when the dogs were acting a little bit nasty they were certain to get uncomfortable looks from the other table

Obviousman wrote:Don't people give you an odd look whenever you're angry at your dog and shout Jihaaaaaad! l

it has been known.when you get people stop to fuss her and ask what her name is,you can tell straight away the ones it 's easier to answer ''ji-ji'' to.usually sweet old ladies...there's a lot of them around here.