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...yes, tomorrow is apparently Brighton's annual Gay Pride march, which means that it's impossible to get into town to do my essential weekly trawl round the record shops, so I'll be spending the day drinking tea in my backgarden instead.
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Shame that. You should become Heartland's roving reporter. Get us some pictures to laugh at.
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So you won't be out there to spot von :lol: ?
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:eek: Tho't someone had posted a photo of Mrs Scotty :twisted: :innocent:
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you have enough records Paul, and may I suggest something stronger than tea?
unless you mean 'tea' in The Rutles sense?
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James Blast wrote:you have enough records Paul, and may I suggest something stronger than tea?
unless you mean 'tea' in The Rutles sense?
there is no such thing as enough records :twisted:
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radiojamaica wrote:
James Blast wrote:you have enough records Paul, and may I suggest something stronger than tea?
unless you mean 'tea' in The Rutles sense?
there is no such thing as enough records :twisted:
absolutely.

I've just started to track down stuff by the US Death Rock bands like Voodoo Church - there's a whole new subgenre of records (and CDs) that I must own...

but James, I may well take up your suggestion and treat myself to something a little stronger than a cup of tea. :lol:
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radiojamaica wrote:
James Blast wrote:you have enough records Paul, and may I suggest something stronger than tea?
unless you mean 'tea' in The Rutles sense?
there is no such thing as enough records :twisted:
Couldn't agree more ;D

Sadly this goes for money to spend on records too :cry:
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lazarus corporation wrote:I've just started to track down stuff by the US Death Rock bands
Libby! you've turned a young man's head :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:I've just started to track down stuff by the US Death Rock bands
Libby! you've turned a young man's head :twisted:
but unlike most death metallers paul has a girlfriend. :lol:
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scotty wrote::eek: Tho't someone had posted a photo of Mrs Scotty :twisted: :innocent:
She's not looking over your shoulder then :lol:

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
James Blast wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:I've just started to track down stuff by the US Death Rock bands
Libby! you've turned a young man's head :twisted:
but unlike most death metallers paul has a girlfriend. :lol:
OK, let's throw some light into this mire of confusion.

I am not a Death Metaller. No, no, no.

I'm talking about Death Rock which is quite a different thing entirely, and you don't require the entire contents of a scrabble bag to spell out the band names. :lol:

Although it has to be said that Libby did indeed play me 45 Grave and pique my interest in the whole thing.
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lazarus corporation wrote:Although it has to be said that Libby did indeed play me 45 Grave and pique my interest in the whole thing.
See - it's still my doing! :lol: :lol: :D 8) :notworthy:
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Black Alice wrote:
scotty wrote::eek: Tho't someone had posted a photo of Mrs Scotty :twisted: :innocent:
She's not looking over your shoulder then :lol:

Cheers Mrs Scotty (just in case)
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scotty wrote:
Black Alice wrote:
scotty wrote::eek: Tho't someone had posted a photo of Mrs Scotty :twisted: :innocent:
She's not looking over your shoulder then :lol:

Cheers Mrs Scotty (just in case)
I'm a brave man Black Alice and I wear the trousers in this house{but only when Mrs Scotty leys me :oops: :lol: }. :wink:
:lol: :lol:

Cheers to you both :D
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lazarus corporation wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
James Blast wrote:Libby! you've turned a young man's head :twisted:
but unlike most death metallers paul has a girlfriend. :lol:
OK, let's throw some light into this mire of confusion.

I am not a Death Metaller. No, no, no.

I'm talking about Death Rock which is quite a different thing entirely, and you don't require the entire contents of a scrabble bag to spell out the band names. :lol:

Although it has to be said that Libby did indeed play me 45 Grave and pique my interest in the whole thing.
just read the wiki you linked to and it reminded me that i own the original pressing of bobby''boris''pickett (and the crypt kickers) ''monster mash party'' lp. wonder if it's worth anything? :innocent:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:bobby''boris''pickett (and the crypt kickers) ''monster mash party''

Now thats a GOTH song,do songs come any more GOTH than that :von: ,I think not,and the video :lol: :lol: .truly the Muts Nuts :notworthy: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: Thanks guys and gals red wine everywhere as if I haven't cleaned enough today as it is!! :notworthy:

@mrs. scotty - luv ya new avatar dear lady...and I agree with YOU those hairs were grey and not blonde!!! *old men* again...

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@mrs. scotty - luv ya new avatar dear lady...
AHEMM!that avatar would be mine and the hairs ARE blonde :oops: :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:Although it has to be said that Libby did indeed play me 45 Grave and pique my interest in the whole thing.
See - it's still my doing! :lol: :lol: :D 8) :notworthy:
Maybe now you'll return the favour and get to grips with "20 Jazz Funk Greats" eh Libby? :innocent: :wink:
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boudicca wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:Although it has to be said that Libby did indeed play me 45 Grave and pique my interest in the whole thing.
See - it's still my doing! :lol: :lol: :D 8) :notworthy:
Maybe now you'll return the favour and get to grips with "20 Jazz Funk Greats" eh Libby? :innocent: :wink:
After you B :wink: :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:See - it's still my doing! :lol: :lol: :D 8) :notworthy:
Maybe now you'll return the favour and get to grips with "20 Jazz Funk Greats" eh Libby? :innocent: :wink:
After you B :wink: :lol:
You know, I did actually try once...

...but I failed. All just sounded like dustbins to me. :urff: :lol:
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Oh you poor young things!
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timsinister wrote:Shame that. You should become Heartland's roving reporter. Get us some pictures to laugh at.
Isn't that your job? What with being HL's Official big gay northernerâ„¢?
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