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Currently wanting to punch ......

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 00:21
by biggy
Graham Norton - "ooh loooook .. it looooks like a cock" - yes and it's on your head

Jamie Oliver - "Sainsbury's water cress goes lovely with ham" - it's a f**king sandwich you knob, we've all had one.

Sharron Osbourne - "Asda mums pocket the difference" - f**k OFF - plain and simple.

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 01:35
by eastmidswhizzkid
it would have to be that knob-wand oliver first....worrakunt!

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 02:05
by nick the stripper
Judy.

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 02:12
by scotty
nick the stripper wrote:Judy.
Richard.

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 02:32
by eastmidswhizzkid
scotty wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:Judy.
Richard.
cliff.

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 02:36
by nick the stripper
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
scotty wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:Judy.
Richard.
cliff.
Push.

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 02:37
by scotty
nick the stripper wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
scotty wrote: Richard.
cliff.
Push.
Both over

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 02:40
by nick the stripper
scotty wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: cliff.
Push.
Both over
Desecrate bodies. :innocent:

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 02:42
by scotty
nick the stripper wrote:
scotty wrote:
nick the stripper wrote: Push.
Both over
Desecrate bodies. :innocent:
Show that on teatime channel 4

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 08:17
by Izzy HaveMercy
and send us Belgians a copy :twisted:

IZ.

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 09:44
by Obviousman
Nobody really...

Or perhaps the guy that told us 013 closed yesterday... Still had a lot of fun though ;D

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 12:58
by timsinister
Brilliant idea, Biggy.

The p*ss-artist who tried to order his drinks through the power of the mind! You're not a Jedi Knight, p*ss off and let me scald myself with some hot water. :twisted:

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 13:52
by aims
Currently wanting to punch the lens of every camera that got a shot of me yesterday. I look awful in all of them ;D

Re: Currently wanting to punch ......

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 15:04
by Brideoffrankenstein
biggy wrote: Jamie Oliver - "Sainsbury's water cress goes lovely with ham" - it's a f**king sandwich you knob, we've all had one.
What a wanker! :lol: :notworthy:

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 15:18
by emilystrange
several members of the justin nazi thought police... i suspect he doesn't know who they are

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 15:27
by Dark
Motz wrote:Currently wanting to punch the lens of every camera that got a shot of me yesterday. I look awful in all of them ;D
You look your best on webcam.

Ems, don't say a WORD. :lol:

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 15:30
by emilystrange
who.. ME??

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 15:32
by Dark
You. Might I remind you of your past mentioning about webcams and boys? :lol:

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 15:44
by emilystrange
i'm still piecing together the footage in my head, lol

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 17:50
by Obviousman
emilystrange wrote:i'm still piecing together the footage in my head, lol
Horror or what genre is that?

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 19:09
by aims
Currently wanting to punch this bloody computer and anything else which refuses to cooperate. What can I say, tiredness makes me tetchy and right now I'm so tired that Dad's starting to look like Robochrist.

Someone help me :lol:

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 19:39
by Obviousman
Motz wrote:Currently wanting to punch this bloody computer and anything else which refuses to cooperate. What can I say, tiredness makes me tetchy and right now I'm so tired that Dad's starting to look like Robochrist.

Someone help me :lol:
Well, he didn't quite look like that to me :eek:

Sure you got a lift back with the same person? :lol:

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 20:13
by emilystrange
Obviousman wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i'm still piecing together the footage in my head, lol
Horror or what genre is that?
umm.. none of the above

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 20:17
by aims
emilystrange wrote:
Obviousman wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i'm still piecing together the footage in my head, lol
Horror or what genre is that?
umm.. none of the above
So ems, what genre is "imaginary teenage boys fooling around on webcam"? :innocent:

Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 20:21
by emilystrange
you tell me, honey.. :-D