Monday Morning Game

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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CellThree
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Can't be arsed to do any work?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/cursorgame.html

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CellThree wrote:Can't be arsed to do any work?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/cursorgame.html

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760.

I hate it when he does this cluster bomb thingy :evil:

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105 before i gave up.off to clean the fluff out of my sticky mouse. :evil:
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560. Annoying little game.
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2306. Too easy.
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Little bugger started teleporting on me.
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2049 that time.

I can avoid most things; it's when the cluster-bombs start that I have problems.
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954. Bloody pole.
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2454. The blue bombs get me every time.
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yaaayyy!
<in playground stylee>i am the crappest!i am the crappest!
not having another go now i've cleaned my mouse -don't want to spoil it by becoming ''mediocre''. :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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5694. Beat that.

Has anyone else seen either the 3-legged pole or the bomb that changes colour? :eek: I only avoided them by luck. :lol: But he got me with a blue bomb right in the middle of the screen. No way to avoid it. Image
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turn the contrast down? :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
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markfiend wrote:5694. Beat that.

Has anyone else seen either the 3-legged pole or the bomb that changes colour? :eek: I only avoided them by luck. :lol: But he got me with a blue bomb right in the middle of the screen. No way to avoid it. Image
That's the cluster bomb that got me killed every time. The pole is ideal when he is at one side of the screen and you are in the opposite corner. If he's standing right in the middle of the screen it is certain death. And the three-legged spinning pole just missed me by a small margin...

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You can avoid the pole in the middle by going underneath the man (off the screen) and back onto the side opposite to the direction it's falling.
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Good God, I feel I need some acid just to take part in this one...
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what a mighty asshole, this chinese bloke. I can't get past a few hundred. The long silver thing gets me every time. :x
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woah - thats annoying :evil:

I think I managed 118 before I lost my temper and spat my dummy out :lol:
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Black Alice wrote:woah - thats annoying :evil:

I think I managed 118 before I lost my temper and spat my dummy out :lol:
blame it on your mouse!worked for me! :wink: :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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246

The little guy used a bomb that covered 95% of the screen.

@EMWK - I blame the game's creator for not making it easy.
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