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youre 46 & you decide to throw a party in leeds for all your friends, it costs you £10k to put it on, but so what.

you dont tell anyone beforehand, but you go in fancy dress - as nwobhm godfather rob halford no less - & get to dish out classic one liners to the (nervous) guests as they arrive, but are disappointed that noone has a long chat about cricket with you.

in the light of a lack of imminent product from tsom, i shall be starting a campaign to have andrew eldritch installed as the next dr who. billie piper, von & ever faithful drum machine doktor avalanche travel in time & space. yes.

i cant make any of the european gigs, but would like to see some of the following;

1.the band arriving on stage on motorbikes (see judas priest website for details)

2.more laugh tracks cos we miss them.can i suggest;

-living after midnight
-ace of spades
-strong arm of the law
-armed & ready.

any others?

can attendees at this weeks gigs heckle for these on my behalf please

3.a 2 minute drum solo by the doktor

4. guitars with rev counters

yours in retribution

mr thorburn

Mr Thorburn wrote: 3.a 2 minute drum solo by the doktor

And what else do you consider the intro to Driven Like the Snow to be?

Why haven't you posted before?

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Keep 'em coming!

Motz wrote:And what else do you consider the intro to Driven Like the Snow to be?

Not exactly Moby Dick, is it? Slight variation of classic 4/4 timing - the kind of thing you learn on Day 1 at Drummer School.

(Drumming does take more than one day, for the cynical amongst you).

Norman Hunter wrote:(Drumming does take more than one day, for the cynical amongst you).

It's taken 4 years so far.

But that's beside the point, complex or not, it's a "Drum Solo"

Motz wrote:It's taken 4 years so far

Now that's a drum solo.

Norman Hunter wrote:

Motz wrote:It's taken 4 years so far

Now that's a drum solo.

bonzo would be proud

Drum machines are rubbish if they sound like drums.

Just thought I'd point that out